| Movie |
Adam & Steve |
| Year |
2005 |
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Adam:
Yeah, he is a shrink. I think he knows more about this stuff than us. He has a degree. We just have Oprah.
Rhonda:
Oprah has made it impossible for me to have a close relationship with anyone besides Oprah.
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Rhonda:
I'm sweating like Whitney Houston going through customs!
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Rhonda:
Silence Sober-One!
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Adam:
You know for a shrink he's really unaware.
Rhonda:
I'm tellin' you they're like preacher's kids!
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Rhonda:
I have an audition for a lesbian cruise ship next week... I like lesbians. Lesbians like me.
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Adam:
I may be damaged goods, but I'm goods none the less!
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Rhonda:
[She of the formally fat] What're doin'? I can't eat that! One pie is like an appitiser to me, I eat that and I unleash the beast!
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Adam:
Steve just broke up with me!
Rhonda:
Oh my God!
Adam:
There ain't no God!
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Rhonda:
Why can't a lesbian diet and put on makeup at the same time? Because you can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on your face.
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Adam:
Not bad for a dazzle dancer!
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