| Movie |
The Magical Time Traveling Thugtastic Jug |
| Year |
2004 |
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[Wynegar begins to drink out of jug]
Arnold Schwarzenegger:
[appears above Wynegar] Stop, what you doing? You can't use the jug to travel back in time, bubble wobbly! You have you use, you know, a time machine and get in a big metal bubble, then you get in the bubble and you're naked and you can't take things with you! Man, haven't you seen my new movie "Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines", available now on VHS and DVD, check your local video store. It shows you, that's how you travel through time, because I did it, and I'm bubbly wobbly, and you don't listen to me, obliterate you with guns, and the BULLETS!... yeah, that's about it.
Wynegar Rodriguez:
[Wynegar thinks about it]
Wynegar Rodriguez:
*** you, Arnold!
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[last lines]
Wynegar Rodriguez:
Why, Jug?... WHY?
Jug:
'cause you a bitch!
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