| Movie |
Madea's Family Reunion (V) |
| Year |
2002 |
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[to Cora] Whoever heard of putting a bra on a dead body? When I die... if you put a bra on me I'll come back and kill you.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[about Cora] She was a big baby, it was like trying to pass a Cadillac, I almost named her Escalade.
Jackie:
Escalade?
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[singing] Rock-a-bye baby on the tree top, we're going to the clinic to find out who was on top.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
Brown, you look like a rotten fruit roll-up.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[to Ronnie] You put a hand on her, I'm going to jail.
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Tina:
When you going back to work, cuz I need my money.
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
What you talking about?
Tina:
[to Jackie] Girl you stupid, you know that money you give Kevin every week for his child support, baby that money comes to me, I'm the baby's mama!
Jackie:
What're you talking about?
Tina:
This is Kevin's baby, add it up, she 7 months, add 9 to that and you'll see that I got pregnant right around the time that y'all got married.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[to Tina's baby] You's a ugly little baby, yes you is.
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Jackie:
[about Tina's baby] This can't be Kevin's baby looking like that.
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Mable "Madea" Simmons:
[about her sister, Irene who died] She slept with my husband and I hope she on a slow boat to Hell.
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Cora:
[Madea holds the baby's middle and lets the head drop] Hold her head!
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
This a crack baby, can't nothing hurt her.
[bumps the baby's head against the house siding]
Cora:
Ow! Madea!
Mable "Madea" Simmons:
She allright, she ain't crying, she ain't crying.
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