| Movie |
Madea's Class Reunion (V) |
| Year |
2003 |
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Diana:
So how can you tell when your man is cheating on you?
Madea:
You think your man is cheating on you?
Diana:
Yes I do.
Madea:
That's how you can tell.
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Willy:
[to Ann] I got 27 different people live in my head, and every one of them ready to beat the hell out of you.
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Madea:
What is wrong with all these black celebrities these days? Diana Ross allegedly drinking and driving. Michael Jackson, Michael Jackson says he's Peter Pan.
Cora:
That's what he said.
Madea:
This is what his kids look like.
[covers her face with a cloth napkin and kicks]
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Leroy Brown:
[about his wife] I had her creature-mated.
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Ann:
You need a deposit like a credit card or cash...
Leroy Brown:
Oh yeah, I know all about that dep-o-sit.
[takes out a bag of coins and drops it on the counter]
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Woman at Hotel:
You probably go around writing bad checks everywhere? Do you hear me, you little bad lady?
Madea:
[shoots round from pistol] Nah, do you hear me? Do you hear me?!
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Willy:
[imitating Maya Angelou] Like the blood pressure on a black woman, eating pork all her life, still I rise. I am the hope of the slave and I don't work for free. Somebody better find my check. Or a phenomenal woman will get beat phenomenally.
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Ann:
I'll have the corporate office mail you your check.
Willy:
I didn't mail my work up in here. You ain't finna mail me no check.
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