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Kevin James: Sweat the Small Stuff (TV) |
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2001 |
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Kevin James:
You know, when you're a fat guy you don't need a reason to sweat. Guys come up to me and go "Jeez... what have you been doing - jumping rope in the attic or something?"..."Umm, no... I peeled an orange about an hour ago, why?"
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Kevin James:
How big are muffins going to get before we all join hands across America? Have you seen them? They're huge. "Yeah, I'll take a coffee and... Oh, my God! Yeah, I'll have the beanbag chair with raisins."
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Kevin James:
Let go of the damn door! Sit your***on the kerb, I will come around and let ya in!
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Kevin James:
[Peeling the cheese off a piece of pizza and handing it to someone else] There, there's your skin-flap. That piece that looks like my***caught fire and somebody put it out with an old t-shirt is yours.
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