Kermit's Swamp Years (v)

Movie Kermit's Swamp Years (V)
Year 2002
Kermit: What was that?
Pilgrim: That was a pig.
Kermit: I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.
Goggles, Turtle #1: Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.
Goggles, Turtle #1: [reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
[Kermit catches a fly]
Horace D'Fly: [muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
Kermit: [distorted] Okay
[Kermit releases the fly]
Horace D'Fly: You used to be faster, Kermit.
Kermit: Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
Horace D'Fly: Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!




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