| Movie |
Kermit's Swamp Years (V) |
| Year |
2002 |
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Kermit:
What was that?
Pilgrim:
That was a pig.
Kermit:
I hope I never see another one of those again as long as I live.
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Goggles, Turtle #1:
Oh... I get it! Dissection must be some kind of full body massage.
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Goggles, Turtle #1:
[reading a copy of this movie's script] Wait a minute... EVERY scene's a nude scene!
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[Kermit catches a fly]
Horace D'Fly:
[muffled] Hey, let me out, you don't know where I've been!
Kermit:
[distorted] Okay
[Kermit releases the fly]
Horace D'Fly:
You used to be faster, Kermit.
Kermit:
Well, you used to be thinner, Horace!
Horace D'Fly:
Yeah, I really should stay off those Pu Pu platters!
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