| Movie |
Kenny |
| Year |
2006 |
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Kenny:
There's a smell in here that will outlast religion
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Kenny:
From the back she looked like a fridge with a head.
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Kenny:
This is the busiest time of year, this is a crazy time, it just goes bonkers. It's as silly as a bum full of smarties.
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[talking to fellow passenger about the in-flight toilet]
Kenny:
Just watch it in there mate. That machine, once you press that flusher, that thing will probably suck your guts out through your bum.
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Kenny:
I'd love to be able to say "I plumb toilets" and have someone say "Now that is something I've always wanted to do".
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Kenny:
It takes a certain kind of person to do what I do. No-one's ever impressed; no-one's ever fascinated. If you're a fireman, all the kids will want to jump on the back of the truck and follow you to a fire. There's going to be no kids willing to do that with me. So, I don't do it to impress people - it's a job, it's my trade, and I actually think I'm pretty good at it.
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Kenny:
It's what you come to expect. They think I'm the poo monster.
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Kenny:
I don't know what all the fuss is about, it's 80% water and we've got chemicals to take care of the remaining 20.
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Kenny:
Busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad.
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Kenny:
Australians all let us ring Joyce...
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Kenny:
Mad as a Clown's***
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Kenny:
There's the urinal, and being a male, you have a prong on you that points forward, so I don't understand how they get it on their feet. They must point it down.
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Kenny:
Funny part is parents look at me and say 'that's not much of a job, is it?'. And I say 'well you had kids'. 'You spent the first two years handling their*** and you weren't getting paid for that'. They***green, the only things that should be green are pears, apples and Martians.
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Kenny:
There's another classic example of someone having a two inch arsehole and us having installed only one inch piping.
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Kenny:
[advice on getting married] Cut out the middle man; find someone you hate and buy them a house.
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