| Movie |
The Acid House |
| Year |
1998 |
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Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
COCO ***IN' BRYCE!
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Doreen:
Tell us who ye've been seein'.
Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton.
Doreen:
I can't hear ye.
Boab Snr:
Dolly Parton!
Doreen:
That ***in' slut? I knew it. Who else?
Boab Snr:
Anna Ford... and that Madonna, but just the once.
Doreen:
Scumbag. Bastard. Ya dirty ***in' prick! You know what this means...
Boab Snr:
No, no Doreen... not the shite. I can't eat your shite.
Doreen:
I'm gonna shite in your mouth. It's what we both want. Don't deny it.
Boab Snr:
Shite in my mouth!
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Catriona:
[Larry is beating Jonny] Blooter that bastard! Kill the ***in' ***! Ya ***in' knob! He's got our ***in' electricity! He's got ma ***in' bairn! Go back to your ma! Lick your ma's ***in' piss-flaps, ya ***in' ***!
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Sgt. Morrison:
So, what's been happening tonight, Brian?
PC Cochrane:
Well, there's the rapist. The guy that stabbed the boy in the shopping centre. And this comedian down here.
Sgt. Morrison:
Well, I've had a wee word with our rapist. Seems a nice enough young fellow. Tells us the whore was askin' for it. It's the way of the world, Brian. As for the guy that stabbed the boy - well, silly wee bugger, but... boys will be boys. What's the story with this tube-stake?
PC Cochrane:
Caught him smashing up a telephone box.
Sgt. Morrison:
[disgusted] Tsk tsk.
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Rory:
Awww, the wee Tom-Tom. Goo goo, ga ga.
Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
Shut your ***in' mouth, you, ya specky git.
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Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
[about to be breast-fed] Phwoar, ya dirty ***, ye. You've got some set a' jugs on ye, right enough, doll. Business gear.
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God:
You ***ed this one up, ya daft ***.
Boab:
Eh? What?
God:
You. Bob Coyle. No house, no job, no bird, no mates, police record, sore ribs - all in the space of a few hours. Nice one.
Boab:
How the *** do you know my business, eh? What the ***'s it got to do with you, eh?
God:
It's my ***in' business to know. I'm God.
Boab:
Away to ***, ya old radge.
God:
***in' hell... another wise ***.
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Boab:
I've had a ***in' hard time, and now I've just met God. The ***'s gonna turn us into an insect.
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Jenny:
[Coco, has a baby, has just spoken] You spoke, Tom.
Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
Aye, I did. Look, sit doon. I mean sit down. ***... eh? You'd better not say nowt to no *** about this, right?
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Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
I'm gettin' a wee bit hungry, though, eh.
Jenny:
Oh, I'll take you home and make you something.
Colin 'Coco' Bryce:
Eh, I was thinkin' a wee bit more of the... tit.
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