| Movie |
Kaante |
| Year |
2002 |
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[in the police station]
McQuarrie's partner:
[in Hindi] Where were you last night?
Ajju:
[Looks at McQuarrie] With his wife.
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Ajju:
Why are you looking at each other like this?
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
[Speaking to Ajju] Who gave you the passport to come here.
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Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
[to Major in Hindi] Will you only bark or will you bite?
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Ajju:
If I put this bomb on your head... what's gonna blow first? The bomb or your head?
Raj Yadav 'Baali':
The bomb... no... the head can also blow first... its a very tough question... you tell me... what will blow first?
Ajju:
Neither the bomb nor the head... first of all your balls will blow!
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McQuarrie's partner:
About the robbery, Tell us whatever you know about this...
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
I'll tell what I know and what I do know is that you've made a very very big mistake by bringing me here
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Plan's changed.... all of you put your cellphones on the table... we are going to rob the bank tomorrow... not the day after...
Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
Smart move Major! You're doing this so none of us can cheat on you...
Anand Mathur 'Andy':
So what do we do tonight?
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Tonight? We're gonna dance, sing, drink... what else?
Raj Yadav 'Baali':
*Picks up the mobile* I will get some hot chics arranged right now!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Put the phone down Bali!
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Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
[To the bodyguard in English] You know what this is brother? Its a gun... with bullets! Goes in real small... comes out real big
Marc Issak:
*Shocked* So this gentleman also speaks english, huh?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Sometimes, I guess
Marc Issak:
Man... seen so many bastards, but not one like you!
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
[To Ajju] Who in the blue hell gave you a passport?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Baali's mom!
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
[Major looks at Baali]
Raj Yadav 'Baali':
She's been w... working in a passport office since childhood only!
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Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
So there we were... all of us laughing our hearts out... not knowing that somewhere in the dark, Death too was laughing back at us!
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Anand Mathur 'Andy':
I'm sorry Major but I can't pay...
[About to Leave]
Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Wait... you're a software engineer and the Bank has a security password which needs to be cracked... so we need you anyways...
Raj Yadav 'Baali':
B..but w...why do we need him to crack the password? Marc is our Tarzan... he will crack everything we need to get cracked
Marc Issak:
Forget it Major... why are you explaining the situation to him
[Baali]
Marc Issak:
? He doesn't even know the difference between a software and an underwear!
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Yashvardhan Rampal 'Major':
Mak did the right thing by shooting Baali... Baali was mentally unstable
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Major I agree Baali was mentally unstable but he also wanted to KILL a cop, not save a cop... who saved the cop??? He
[Mac]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
did!
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Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Who killed him
[Baali]
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
I did... he was going to kill the cop...
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
So you killed Baali instead?
Maqbool Haider 'Mak':
But how could we let him kill a cop?
Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why couldn't we let him this bastard? I'll show you how you kill a cop... Watch
[Kills MacQuarrie]
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Det. MacQuarrie:
You are all dead... because one of you... is a COP!
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Jay Rehan 'Ajju':
Why are you all standing still? What did he say?? Is anyone going to tell me what did he say???
Raj Yadav 'Baali':
He said... that one of us... is a cop!
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