| Movie |
Ace Ventura (VG) |
| Year |
1996 |
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[after being dropped into the middle of the ocean]
Ace Ventura:
I am NOT an amphibian! I am a human being!
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[diving into the Nautilus' garbage chute]
Ace Ventura:
Come on, Spike! Last one in's a rotten egg.
[pause]
Ace Ventura:
And speaking of rotten eggs... are you making whoopie? Cushion?
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[after coming out of the garbage chute]
Ace Ventura:
Woooo! Do NOT and I mean NOT in the worst possible way GO IN THERE! NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER!
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Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque:
Guess what day it is today, Ventura?
Ace Ventura:
Warthog day? Groundhog day?
Mr. Shickadance, Jaques Du Monque:
Try rent day!
[Ace slams the door in Shickadance's face]
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[Ace is about to be cut up by a laser]
Phatteus Lardus:
So long, Mr Ventura! Rest... in PIECES! Muhahahhahahhahha!
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