| Movie |
Jack Frost |
| Year |
1996 |
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[after seeing a corpse dressed up like a Christmas tree]
Deputy Chris:
You wouldn't reckon that we keep her up for the twelve days of Christmas, then?
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Sally:
She's only talking back to you because she's upset.
Jake:
Sally, when I want philosophy, I'll turn on "Oprah."
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Tommy:
What the heck are you?
Jack Frost:
The world's most pissed-off snow cone!
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Jack Frost:
Gosh. I only axed you for a smoke.
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Jack Frost:
Don't eat yellow snow!
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Jack Frost:
Well it aint f*cking frosty!
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[Jack's head flying through the air]
Jack Frost:
I can see your house from up here!
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Rory Buck:
A snowdad is better then no dad.
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Jack:
My balls are freezin! I never thought I'd say THAT with a smile on my face.
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Charlie:
You the man!!!
Jack:
NO, I'm the SNOWMAN!!!!
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Jack:
You the man!
Charlie:
You the man!
Jack:
No, I'm the Snowman!
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Jack:
Three balls, two sticks, one corked nose. Snowman? No. Much, much more. I am the Wizard of Blizzard! Hahahahahaha! Now run you little mountain goats!
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Jack:
You know, sometimes it's good having a big butt.
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Jack:
Whhhhrrrr. Pull your veichle over to the right.
[Rory is distracted and tumbles down the hill to the right]
Jack:
Perfect.
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Charlie:
Hold on. This is really weird. I just hugged a snowman!
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Jack:
I am the wizard of blizzard!
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Charlie:
But Dad....!
Jack:
But Dad? Did you just call me Butt Dad? I ought to make you Butt Boy.
Charlie:
But....
Jack:
[climbs into a car] Bye Butt Family!
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Charlie:
Mac! Mac, wake up! Chester just peed on a live snowman!
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