| Movie |
Halloween with the New Addams Family (TV) |
| Year |
1977 |
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Gomez Addams:
To be, or not to be? NOT to be... THAT is the ANSWER!
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Morticia Addams:
[an explosion is heard from the kitchen] Did you leave a cake in the oven, Mama?
Grandmama Addams:
It's that woman again! That's my kitchen, not an airport!
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Morticia Addams:
[singing] Christmas and Easter bring wonderful treasures/spirits and pumpkins bring far greater pleasures.
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Uncle Fester:
We get the strangest people in here.
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First Cop:
Sorry folks, but the neighbors complained about the noise.
Morticia Addams:
But this is a holiday, and a very special holiday for the Addams family, everyone here is a relative.
Uncle Fester:
[brings in the crooks] I'm sorry you're mistaken, Morticia, these two aren't.
First Cop:
Well... Bones Lafferty, and Louie the Lard?
Gomez Addams:
You must be mistaken officer, these people are family.
[Fester shakes his head]
Boss Crook:
No, we - we just said that... we're not members of this family. They've got a lion, a lion! In the basement, and a lady flew out the window!
Little Bo Peep:
That was no lady, it was a pterodactyl.
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Fake Gomez:
[Fester has him on the rack, mistaking him for Gomez] I'm just a guest here, take off my mask and you'll see.
Uncle Fester:
An imposter! That's the first mistake I ever made on the rack, if I stretched you out, I could see about having you shortened. And if your socks are stretched, I'll be very happy to knit you a new pair.
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[repeated line]
Uncle Fester:
Don't step on Kitty Kat's tail!
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Ophelia Addams:
I found him! I found him! He was hiding.
Pancho Addams:
I was not hiding, I was meditating.
Ophelia Addams:
In the dumbwaiter?
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Pancho Addams:
Hurry and dig yourself out, Uncle Fester, I'm going to tell the children the legend of Cousin Shy.
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