| Movie |
The Halloween That Almost Wasn't (TV) |
| Year |
1979 |
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Frankenstein's Monster:
My feet hurt!
Count Dracula:
Don't give me that! I happen to know those aren't your feet!
Frankenstein's Monster:
What did you have to bring that up for?
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Igor:
From Bulgaria. The incredible man whom Doctor Frankenstein created in his spare time... from a lot of spare parts- The Frankenstein creature.
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Count Dracula:
Hiya, Baby, it's me, Count Dracula.
Witch:
I didn't think it was a humming bird.
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Count Dracula:
Igor, you did it again! How many times do I have to tell you? Keep my tomb door open at night and closed in the day. Open at night and closed in the day!
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Frankenstein's Monster:
Are they gone yet?
Count Dracula:
Yes, it's safe for you to come out now and protect my life!
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Count Dracula:
Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat.
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Count Dracula:
What do I do now?
Igor:
Master, believe me, they're just illusions. They cannot harm you.
Count Dracula:
Can't do any me harm, huh? Who did that? Termites?
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Count Dracula:
Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat. Teeny tiny bat
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Igor:
[announcing the witch's arrival] The flying Queen of Hallowe'en!
Witch:
Outta my way, shorty!
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Witch:
Well, for heavens sake! You look just like me.
Girl dressed as witch:
This is my favorite costume, because of you.
Witch:
It is? Why?
Girl dressed as witch:
Because you're one of my favorite people.
Boy dressed as Scarecrow:
We love you just the way you are! All the kids feel that way.
Witch:
You really love me? All right, I'll do it! Knowing you love me means more to me than any of his promises.
Count Dracula:
Oh, then we can forget those silly conditions that you asked for?
Witch:
Not on your life! You're going to keep every one of those promises just the same! Starting with the disco party right after I ride over the moon. So long, kids! This ride is just for you!
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Igor:
I believe I hear the Master coming now!
[he looks out the window]
Igor:
Yes! I can see him clearly through the fog!
[Dracula crashes and slams into the window]
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Count Dracula:
It's one of those days I wish I was dead. And stayed dead.
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