| Movie |
Halfway to Heaven and Hell |
| Year |
2003 |
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Satan:
I can't think of a single reason anyone would even want to go to Heaven any more.
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God:
If you happen to see a seven headed dragon... run...
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God:
As long as it's not another fruit-dangling serpent, because that was really lame...
Satan:
Hey, that got your precious little Adam and Eve.
God:
Adam and Eve were idiots all right. People nowadays they've got Tv, they've got the Internet... they're not going to be tempted by some stupid little rubber snake with a lemon.
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God:
Oh excuse me, could I get another coffee here?
The Barista:
Sure thing suger.
God:
Thank you. She's getting into Heaven.
Satan:
Ha. Not if I can help it.
God:
You're an*** you know that.
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