| Movie |
Half Past Dead |
| Year |
2002 |
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Justice Jane McPherson:
The jury decided; I presided.
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Nick:
[driving the stolen car] You know you're crazy, don't you?
Sasha:
Yeah, cuckoo crazy!
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Sasha:
[Sasha draws his weapon on 49er One after failing to take him down on the chains above]
[shouts]
Sasha:
Don't even think about it!
49er One:
[grinning wickedly] Your clip's dry, 1137. You know it.
Sasha:
Do you think so?
49er One:
Yeah, I think so. You would have used it by now if it wasn't.
Sasha:
Are you sure?
49er One:
[not certain at first] Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Sasha:
[Sasha takes the clip out and shows it to 49er One] That's right. The magazine's dry. The question is... do I still have one in the tube?
49er One:
[feeling lucky, he decides to call Sasha's bluff] I say you're dry.
Sasha:
Make your move.
49er One:
[draws his weapon, Sasha pull the trigger and the gun doesn't fire] That's a nice bluff.
Sasha:
It wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.
49er One:
Where's Lester?
Sasha:
Find him yourself.
49er One:
Sweet dreams, partner.
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Kesler, Bad***Guard:
[Kesler brings Sasha to the death chamber after Lester requests to see him] Welcome to "Slaughterhouse Five".
Sasha:
Why they call it that?
Kesler, Bad***Guard:
A man can be legally executed five different ways. Lethal injection's the most popular, followed by hanging, gas chamber, firing squad and then there's my personal favorite...
[holds up stun baton]
Kesler, Bad***Guard:
electrocution. It's all done here, in this totally soundproof isolation chamber. We even let the condemned man choose.
Justice Jane McPherson:
[seeing Sasha come in, turns to the warden, El Fuego] Who is that man?
El Fuego:
Number one, one, three, seven.
Justice Jane McPherson:
What's he doing here?
El Fuego:
When a man asks for someone to spend his last hour with, you give it to him.
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49er One:
[after storming the New Alcatraz] Anybody hit?
49er Six:
Seven's down.
49er One:
[looks down at the body of their injured comrade and shrugs] He's your man.
49er Six:
[pulls out a gun and aims it at 49 Seven] Sleep tight, friend.
[shoots him dead]
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49er One:
Your clip's dry, 1147. You know it.
Sasha:
Do you think so?
49er One:
Yeah. You'd have used it by now if it wasn't.
Sasha:
Are you sure?
49er One:
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Sasha:
[Sasha removes the magazine from the gun] That's right. Magazine's dry. Question is, do I still have one in the tube?
49er One:
I say you're dry.
Sasha:
Make your move.
[Sasha pulls the trigger and the gun doesn't go off]
49er One:
That's a nice bluff.
Sasha:
Wasn't a bluff. It was a misfire.
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49er One:
You give me Lester, and we'll let you thumb a ride with us.
Sasha:
Hitchhiking's dangerous. Didn't your mama ever tell you that?
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Little Joe:
[Little Joe standing with a big "Rambo" gun] Hey, how do I look?
Twitch:
Like a big***prom queen.
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Lester:
My destiny is in God's hands. I'm cool with that.
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Williams:
What the hell's going on out there?
Sasha:
I got everything under control.
Williams:
Any good news?
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Sasha:
[Sasha talks about his wife] She was the best part of me.
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Nick:
[after Sasha's confession, Nick needs the whole truth about his being in Alcatraz] Yo, you need to break a few things down to me.
Sasha:
Yeah, what am I doing here? Maintaining my cover, earning your trust.
Nick:
[dryly] You already screwed that up.
Sasha:
The Bureau thought that if we did time together you might trust me with more sensitive information when we got back out on the streets.
Nick:
[puzzled] Ya'll want Sonny that bad?
Sasha:
[miserably] My wife's dead because of him. She died when one of his men jacked my car and put four bullets in her chest. You bet your life, I want him that bad.
Nick:
[regretfully] I'm sorry man, I didn't know.
Sasha:
[sighs] I don't know. She was the best part of me.
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Sasha:
[Sasha confesses to Nick about who he is] I'm undercover. F.B.I.
Nick:
But you passed the lie detector test.
Sasha:
That's nothing man. Anybody can do that.
Nick:
[with anger in his voice] All this time... y ou've been settin' up on me.
[aims his weapon at Sasha]
Nick:
I believed in you. I trusted you. Brought you into my family...
[shouts]
Nick:
I vouched for you! And you betrayed me?
Sasha:
It's not that simple.
Lester:
[places hand on Nick's shoulder] Don't do it.
[Nick disarms himself, unable to shoot Sasha]
Sasha:
[guilty expression on his face] Well, I'm sorry.
[Sasha walks away to take Lester to safety]
Nick:
I thought we was friends, Sasha.
Sasha:
[stops in his tracks] We still are. You can bet your life on that.
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Little Joe:
Go with God, my brother.
Lester:
Always.
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Twitch:
Everything is good in the 'hood.
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Sasha:
[Sasha talks to Nick in the prison] Well, for the record. I couldn't have done it without you.
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Nick:
[SPOILER] I heard you busted Sonny.
Sasha:
That's what I started out to do. I usually like to finish what I start.
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Nick:
You better not be playing me.
Sasha:
You know me. I ain't playing.
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Sasha:
Who is this guy?
[Sasha turns to a cell guard]
Lester:
I'm a man with 50 minutes to live.
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Lester:
The rumor is you went half past dead and came back.
Sasha:
Yeah!
Lester:
Took a ride on the flat line for 22 minutes... and lived to tell. Thought we could play some cards and talk about that.
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49er Six:
I think we've got a problem.
49er One:
Who?
49er Six:
Prisoner 1137.
49er One:
[Walks down to El Fuego to ask him] Who is 1137?
El Fuego:
A major pain in your***
49er Six:
You think you're funny now?
El Fuego:
Bésame el culo, cabrona.
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Nick:
[after seeing an inmate fall to his death climbing up a rope trying to escape] Damn!
Twitch:
Your turn now Joe
Little Joe:
My big black***up that rope?
[Chuckles and playfully hits Nick]
Nick:
Goddamn Joe!
Twitch:
[to Nick] What about you, you little bitch? Wanna give it a try?
Nick:
Nah, not me, that's not what I'm gonna do. But you, you can go on up there. Im gonna go over here, in my cell, watch you fall and bust your***.. you little biatch!
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49er Six:
I am the Queen Bitch of the Universe.
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