| Movie |
Gallagher: Totally New (TV) |
| Year |
1982 |
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Gallagher:
Before the invention of the telephone, you had to lie to people to their face.
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Gallagher:
I mix comedy with the truth. My comedy is based on real life. My problem is real life ain't that damn funny.
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Gallagher:
Why do they call a statue a bust when it stops right before the part it'd be named after?
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