| Movie |
Gallagher: The Maddest (TV) |
| Year |
1983 |
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Gallagher:
You don't want this child's earliest memory to be of you, shouting through a fog-filled car window, "Don't cry! Conserve your air! Daddy's sorry!"
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Gallagher:
[rolls up his pants to untie his skates] I wanna show you another thing that lacks style. And it ain't my leg.
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Gallagher:
It's hard to go through life looking like a bowling ball in a hula skirt.
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Gallagher:
I see a switch on the wall; it has 'on' and 'off' on it. If it's on you can see it's on; if it's off you can't see to read.
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Gallagher:
A bag of Fritos that I saw... it said, 'You may have won ten thousand dollars... no purchase necessary, details inside!'
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Gallagher:
What'd I see the other day that lacks style... 'My wife ran off with Bigfoot'. You're gonna tell everyone in the world you're such a***to live with that she ran off with a beast?
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Gallagher:
We are not descended here from a bunch of fat cave people that got ate by the dinosaurs. We're all descendents from the little bitty quick ***ers that got back to the cave!
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