| Movie |
G.O.R.A. |
| Year |
2004 |
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Arif:
There are four main elements in the world. Fire, Water, Earth, Wood!
Commander Logar:
Wood? Isn't it "Air" ?
Arif:
No, it's Wood! Didn't you like it?
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Arif:
Do you wanna listen to music?
Old Villager:
Okay, but I don't wanna listen to foreign music! They swear at my mother!
Arif:
Wooooow! Your mom is alive? How old is she?
Old Villager:
She is 93.
Arif:
But she is very old... Don't worry, this is a new band. They cannot know your mom!
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Kuna:
Commander! I saw an unidentified flying object, sir!
Commander Logar:
That's our planet, Jackass!
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Arif:
Faruk! Why is the robot crying?
Bob Marley Faruk:
I don't know! Maybe he was programmed to fart!
Arif:
Shut up, Jackass! Hey, Robot why are you crying?
216-Robot:
I've been punished!
Arif:
By who?
216-Robot:
Commander Logar.
Arif:
Commander Logar? *** Commander Logar! What is he interfering for! I have to do something but... What should I do?
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Arif:
Faruk! Why the robot is crying?
Bob Marley Faruk:
I don't know! Maybe he was programmed to fart!
Arif:
Shut up, Jackass! Hey, Robot why are you crying?
216-Robot:
I've been punished!
Arif:
By who?
216-Robot:
Commander Logar.
Arif:
Commander Logar? *** the Commander Logar! What is he interfering for! I have to do something but... What should I do?
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Publisher:
[explaining that the "UFO" in photo is fake and pointing at the "UFO"] It says Kutahya porcelain on here. Look.
Arif:
[looking at photo] Well, I shot this in Kutahya. There's nothing wrong with it.
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Arif:
[on the alien planet, Gora, along with other humans] Everybody speaks Turkish, I don't understand who is a Turk and who's not.
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Arif:
[In English] Speak in English? I live in English. It's not a language to me. It's totally best way of expressing my own. You know, sometimes i'm dreaming of a world, all people understand each other perfect. Yes, i would dream. Imagine all the people dancing and touching each other, communicate in a joyful harmony.
Arif:
[In Turkish] Son, don't look at me like a cow, go get some tea!
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