| Movie |
Facade |
| Year |
2000 |
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Frederic Colbert:
If you *** with the French, you *** with history!
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Colin Wentworth:
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
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Tom:
Seen any coyotes?
Henry:
No we haven't. What's going on?
Tom:
Well we're trying to chase down a pack of coyotes.
Henry:
Why?
Tom:
We've got orders.
Henry:
Since when?
General Schweinkopf:
Since the fall of communism!
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Tom:
I'd like to share this dream I had last night with you if that's okay?
[Natassia nods and the dream sequence begins]
Tom:
I was running on the beach, and I started running towards her. She was this beautiful asian girl, she had this amazing tan. Anyway, I kept running towards her, faster and faster. But the faster I ran, the further away she got. So I kept on running faster and faster, but she kept getting further and further away. Then all of a sudden she just appeared right in front of me... Then she changed into General Schweinkopf, just like that.
General Schweinkopf:
Greco-Roman wrestling is the fastest growing sport in America, except for soccer, baseball, badminton, and certain equestrian events.
[Dream sequence ends]
Natasha:
Tom? Lets boogie!
Tom:
Yeah well, thanks for listening.
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Colin Wentworth:
They're ***ing.
Max:
They're ***ing.
Henry:
They're ***ing, at least somebody is. Jacking off so much my hand has a headache.
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