| Movie |
Earth Girls Are Easy |
| Year |
1988 |
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Woody:
Waste your brain; wax your board; pray for waves.
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Candy:
Have a mental margarita.
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Valerie:
As if things weren't bad enough, now I've been abducted by aliens.
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Candy:
Just because they're aliens doesn't mean they can't be dates.
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Valerie:
Eat me, I'm a cupcake!
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[Ted sees a bowling ball embedded in his computer monitor]
Ted:
But they said the Commodore would withstand anything!
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Valerie:
I didn't want you to think Earth girls were easy.
Mac:
What is "easy"?
Valerie:
[kissing him] This is "easy".
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Candy:
I see split ends are universal. Lost in space with no conditioner, eh?
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Valerie:
No, this is the Valley. Finland is the capital of Norway.
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Mac:
Are we limp and hard to manage?
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[from the song "'Cause I'm A Blonde"]
Candy:
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course / I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche.
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[from the song "'Cause I'm A Blonde"]
Candy:
I just want to say that being chosen as this month's Miss August is like a compliment I'll remember for as long as I can. Right now I'm a freshman in my fourth year at UCLA, but my goal is to become a veterinarian, 'cause I love children.
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[from the song "'Cause I'm A Blonde"]
Candy:
'Cause I'm a blonde! B-L-... I don't know!
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Woody:
[on the phone to Valerie, as cops attack him] I gotta go, Val - I'm gettin' my butt kicked!
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Candy:
If you wanna be a femme fatale, you can't rest on your L'Oréals!
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Candy:
Grab the bleach, she's seen the light!
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Mac:
Uh, Joe, take us to hospital, please.
[smiles]
Joe the Cop:
Hey, clown, you're going to the slammer!
Mac:
[looks at Mike the cop, then at Valerie] We go to slammer first.
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Valerie:
Mac, use your love touch on them. Then they'll come on to me, they'll be putty in my hands.
Mac:
You want***with Joe and Mike?
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Valerie:
[Franticly to Candy] A UFO landed in my pool and they captured me but we made friends and I fed them Pop-Tarts and they're here now but Ted's coming home tonight so we've got to cut their hair.
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