| Movie |
E.T.: The Extra-Terrestrial |
| Year |
1982 |
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Elliot:
He's a man from outer space and we're taking him to his spaceship.
Greg:
Well, can't he just beam up?
Elliot:
This is REALITY, Greg.
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E.T.:
E.T. phone home.
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Elliot:
How do you explain school to a higher intelligence?
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Michael:
Maybe it was an iguana.
Elliot:
It was NO iguana.
Michael:
You know how they say there are alligators in the sewers?
Gertie:
Alligators in the sewers.
Mary:
All we're trying to say is, maybe you just probably imagined it.
Elliot:
I couldn't have imagined it!
Michael:
Maybe it was a pervert or a deformed kid or something.
Gertie:
A deformed kid.
Michael:
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun?
Elliot:
It was nothing like that, penis-breath!
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Michael:
Maybe an elf or a leprechaun.
Elliot:
It was nothing like that, penis breath!
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Mary:
If you ever see it again, whatever it is, don't catch it, just call me and we'll call somebody and have them take it away.
Gertie:
Like the dogcatcher?
Elliot:
But they'll give it a lobotomy or do experiments on it or something.
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Michael:
Maybe he's some animal that wasn't supposed to live. Could be a monkey or an orangutan.
Elliot:
A bald monkey?
Gertie:
Is he a pig? He sure eats like one.
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Elliot:
You could be happy here, I could take care of you. I wouldn't let anybody hurt you. We could grow up together, E.T.
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Keys:
Elliot, that machine, what does it do?
Elliot:
The communicator? Is it still working?
Keys:
It's doing *something*. What?
Elliot:
I really shouldn't tell. He came to me, he came to me.
Keys:
Elliot, he came to me too. I've been wishing for this since I was 10 years old, I don't want him to die. What can we do that we're not already doing?
Elliot:
He needs to go home, he's calling his people, and I don't know where they are, and he needs to go home.
Keys:
Elliot, I don't think he was left here intentionally, but his being here is a miracle, Elliot. It's a miracle and you did the best that anybody could do. I'm glad he met you first.
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Elliot:
You must be dead, because I don't know how to feel. I can't feel anything anymore.
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Steve:
Did your goblin come back?
Michael:
Shut up.
Greg:
Well, did he?
Elliot:
Yeah, he came back. But he's not a goblin. He's a spaceman.
Tyler:
Ooh! An Extra-Terrestrial! Where's he from? Uranus? Get it? Your anus?
Greg:
He doesn't get it Ty.
Tyler:
Get it? Your anus?
Greg:
He doesn't get it.
Elliot:
You're so immature!
Greg:
And you're such a sinus supremus.
Elliot:
Zero charisma!
Greg:
Sinus supremus!
Elliot:
Zero charisma!
Greg:
Sinus supremus!
Elliot:
Shut up Greg!
Pretty Young Girl:
Hi Elliott.
Greg:
Sinus supremus!
Elliot:
Zero charisma!
Greg:
You wimp!
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Tyler:
Douche bag.
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Mary:
A pizza? Who said you guys could order a pizza?
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Tyler:
We made it! Oh***
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Michael:
[as Yoda] "You have absolute power! Eerrp!"
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Elliot:
What do I do?
Michael:
I don't know. You have absolute power, remember?
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Elliot:
Oh, God!
E.T.:
Elliot.
Elliot:
What?
E.T.:
Elliot! Elliot!
Gertie:
I taught him how to talk. He can talk now.
Elliot:
Wait. Can you say 'E.T.'? E.T.?
E.T.:
E.T.
Elliot:
Aha!
E.T.:
E.T.! E.T.! E.T.!
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Michael:
We're all going to die and they're never going to give me my license!
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Michael:
Where's the playground?
Elliot:
It's near the preschool!
Michael:
Where's that?
Elliot:
I don't know streets! Mom always drives me!
Michael:
Son of a bitch.
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Elliott:
I'm keeping him.
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[Mary hits E.T. with the refrigerator door]
Gertie:
Here he is.
Mary:
[absently] Who?
Gertie:
The man from the moon. But I think you've killed him already.
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[after E.T. learns how to talk]
Mary:
Gertie, I've gotta go pick up Elliot from school.
Gertie:
Mama, he can talk!
Mary:
[thinking she meant Elliot] Of course he can talk.
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Elliot:
I'll believe in you all my life.
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[last lines]
E.T.:
Come...
Elliot:
Stay...
E.T.:
Ouch.
Elliot:
Ouch.
E.T.:
I'll... be... right... here.
Elliot:
...bye.
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E.T.:
Be good.
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E.T.:
[touching heart, about to leave Elliott forever] Ouuuuch!
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[first lines]
Steve:
[reading dice] Five.
Michael:
Oh, great.
Steve:
So you got an arrow right in your chest.
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E.T.:
[steps on a bathroom scale, it reads 35 lbs]
Elliot:
35 pounds? You're fat!
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Elliot:
[upon encountering ET, running excitedly into the house] Mom, mom! There's something out at me!
Elliot:
[starts chattering noisily to the other boys] What?
Elliot:
Quiet!
[they obey, he speaks in a hushed tone]
Elliot:
*Nobody* go out there!
Greg:
[the boys all spring up excitedly] Ha! Ha! Ha!
[they grab knives]
Mary:
Stop you guys, stay right here!
Greg:
You stay here, Mom, we'll check it out!
Mary:
And put those knives back!
[Elliot grabs her hands and pulls her outside as well]
Mary:
Okay, Elliott!
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[the boys are telling Elliot to order the pizza]
Tyler:
Everything but the little fishies!
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E.T.:
[saying good-bye to Gertie] Beeeeeee. Gooood.
Gertie:
[tearfully] Yes.
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[repeated line]
Greg:
Something is definitely happening...
Tyler:
Shut up, Greg.
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Mary:
Michael, please do the dishes
Michael:
I set and cleared
Elliot:
*I* set and cleared
Michael:
[quickly] I did breakfast
Gertie:
I did breakfast
Mary:
[Mary slams a pot down on the sideboard]
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Elliot:
But, look, you can't tell. Not even mom.
Gertie:
Why not?
Elliot:
Because grownups can't see him. Only little kids can see him.
Gertie:
Give me a break!
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