| Movie |
Danger! 50,000 Zombies! |
| Year |
2004 |
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Zombie Hunter:
What if a zombie comes knocking on your door threatening to eat you and your whole family? What are you gonna do? Who's gonna save you?
[picks up a feather from the grass]
Zombie Hunter:
Where's the bird that this feather belongs to?
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Nick Frost:
When I googled the name "zombies" onto my personal computer at home, time and time again the same name would flash up. Do you know what that name was?
Zombie Hunter:
Uhhhmm... is it that Paris Hilton...
Nick Frost:
-whistles- Uh-uh, no. The name was Doctor Russell fell.
Zombie Hunter:
Me?
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Zombie Hunter:
The first zombie I ever shot was my Uncle Doug. Now, I was out...
Nick Frost:
Doug Fell?
Zombie Hunter:
Uh, no, Doug Eckheart, he was my Mum's brother.
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Zombie Hunter:
Uncle doug particularly had one arm and his chin was missing, so I could tell something was wrong.
Nick Frost:
Right.
Zombie Hunter:
I wasn't sure at first. I was thinking, 'he looks different'. But then he would often, ya know - he dressed up a lot.
Nick Frost:
What up wit Unkie Doug?
Zombie Hunter:
I picked up my weapon, which was a, basically a shotgun I used for around the sheep station, I took aim, I said, 'Doug, stop, identify yourself. If you are a zombie, don't say anything, or just moan.'
Nick Frost:
Let's, walk me through. Do to me what you did to him. I'll be Doug.
Zombie Hunter:
Right. Doug, speak to me. Say something. If you don't say something, I'm gonna shoot ya. Doug, speak. Sorry. -fires his invisible gun...
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