| Movie |
Daffy Duck's Quackbusters |
| Year |
1988 |
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Daffy:
You say the Loch Ness Monster is living in your jacuzzi?
[rolls eyes]
Daffy:
Well, call Roto-Rooter!
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Daffy:
Just call Daffy Duck, Bugs Bunny and Porky Pig, paranormalists at large. Spooks spooked, goblins gobbled, UFOs K.O.ed, aliens alienated, vampires evaporated, and monsters remonstrated.
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Daffy:
[to Porky] Head on down to the Superstitious Mountains, and do some more snooping.
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Porky Pig:
[to Sylvester] What's the matter with you? What are you? A schizophre... a schizodephre... a-a manic depressive or something?
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Bugs Bunny:
[sees a vampire bat] Golly, what big mosquitos they do have around here.
[gets a flyswatter]
Bugs Bunny:
Hold still you little devil,
[swats the bat]
Bugs Bunny:
there!
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Daffy:
Well I'm here, what've I missed? Massacre started yet? Fireworks going off? Balloon going up?
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Bugs Bunny:
Well what do ya know! He melted. He really was a snowman!
Daffy:
Abominable, that is.
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Abominable Snowman:
And I searched and I searched... hooo it's hot... but I never caught up with my little bunny rabbit.
Bugs Bunny:
Jee, that's tough Mr. Abominabuble.
Abominable Snowman:
And now I'll never... gosh, it's hot... never see my bunny rabbit again.
Bugs Bunny:
Don't give up hope yet, doc. If you love him, he'll come back.
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Daffy:
Alright, what's holdin' up the works. What's all the... the... huh.
[sees Abominable Snowman]
Daffy:
Aaahh!
Abominable Snowman:
D'oh! What a cute little pink bunny rabbit.
[picks up Daffy]
Abominable Snowman:
Just what I always wanted. My own little bunny rabbit! I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him, and squeeze him.
Daffy:
I'm not a bunny rabbit.
Abominable Snowman:
And pat him, and pet him, and...
Daffy:
You're hurting me... put me down, please.
Abominable Snowman:
And rub him, and caress him, and...
Daffy:
I AIN'T NO BUNNY RABBIT!
Abominable Snowman:
Not a bunny rabbit, George? Then how come you have long ears, how come?
Daffy:
Long ears? Ooh!
[laughs]
Daffy:
Those aren't ears, those are sleeves! So, now put me down, please, huh?
Abominable Snowman:
Oh George... you were naughty to pretend you was a bunny rabbit. I will punish you good. Bad old George!
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Daffy:
Oh Bugsy! Bugsy buddy!
Bugs Bunny:
Oh hi, uh, what's up, Duck?
Daffy:
Come here old pal, hm?
Abominable Snowman:
[picks up Bugs Bunny] My OWN little bunny rabbit, d'oy.
Bugs Bunny:
Hey! An abominabuble snowman!
Abominable Snowman:
I will name him George, and I will hug him, and pet him...
Daffy:
Oh sure, I know I'm a louse, but I'm a live louse.
Abominable Snowman:
And I will give him security! And I will keep him warm like a mother hen, so he will never feel rejected or lack for love.
Daffy:
Poor old Bugs. But, anyway you look at it, it's better HE should suffer. After all, it was me or him, and obviously it couldn't be me. It's a simple matter of logic. I'm not like other people, I can't stand pain, it hurts me.
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Bugs Bunny:
Ok Abom, here's your bunny rabbit.
Abominable Snowman:
D'oya... bunny rabbit... George?
Daffy:
Bunny rabbit, me?
Bugs Bunny:
Yes, you, Doc.
Daffy:
Ho ho, very funny, ha ha, very droll. Hey shorty! What do you consider to be the distinguishing characteristics of a rabbit?
Abominable Snowman:
D'oy... distinguishing... character...
Daffy:
Yeah yeah, what makes a rabbit look like a rabbit?
Abominable Snowman:
Why d'uh, d'uh, long ears!
Daffy:
And whom around here has long ears?
[to Bugs Bunny]
Daffy:
Sorry to hafta do this to ya, Bud.
Bugs Bunny:
[ties ears down around face] Eh, don't give it a second thought.
Abominable Snowman:
[picks up Daffy] Oh boy! Just what I always wanted! My own little bunny rabbit! I will...
Bugs Bunny:
They really do make a charming couple.
Abominable Snowman:
...and pet him, and squeeze him, and rub him, and stroke his bill, and rub his pretty feathers... hey, wait a minute. Bunny rabbits don't have feathers and bills.
Daffy:
I know, I know.
[pointing at Bugs Bunny, who is tunneling away]
Daffy:
There's goes your bunny rabbit!
Abominable Snowman:
Hey, uh, George! Wait!
[tunnels after Bugs Bunny]
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Daffy:
[trying to sell a car] Right this way, folks, right this way! It's a bargain! Step right up and get yourself a brand new Dolorian! No household should be without one! Just $60,000 in three easy weekly installments. Yes sir, these little babies are selling like hotcakes! Plus, there's a free gift pack of ice-cold Billy Beer with each and ever purchase!
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J.P. Cubish's Butler:
[answers door] Yeeeessss?
Daffy:
Your troubles are over, Jeeves! Leave me to your stricken master.
J.P. Cubish's Butler:
Be gone!
Daffy:
Can't go in, huh?
J.P. Cubish's Butler:
Eeh, no.
Daffy:
Ohwell, no hard feelings, shake.
[shocks Butler with hand buzzer, squirts him with flower, hits him in the face with a cigarette box, and tickles him]
J.P. Cubish's Butler:
[laughing] Oh oh, you can see him, you can see him! Right this way.
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