| Movie |
Daddy Day Care |
| Year |
2003 |
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Charlie Hinton:
Hey, man, how did it go in there?
Max:
...I missed.
Charlie Hinton:
He heh... what does that mean?
Max:
I missed!
Charlie Hinton:
Oh, hell, no!
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Phil:
[in the carrot suit] Nobody likes broccoli!
Charlie Hinton:
[in the broccoli suit] Ben likes broccoli! Don't you, Ben?
Ben:
Nope.
Charlie Hinton:
You turned my own sprout against me? Now you're gonna die!
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Charlie Hinton:
If you don't stop it with that Star Trek stuff, I'm gonna push you in that sticker bush.
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Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
Rock for Daddy Day Care... Do you know what this means?
Jenny:
A... chance to prove ourselves in a little healthy competition?
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
No, you bubble-headed idiot. It's a deathwish.
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Charlie Hinton:
Today we need some organization and planned activities.
Phil:
No. We need Ritalin and leashes, that's what we need.
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Charlie Hinton:
So... what else can we learn about?
Jamie:
Dolphins. Dolphins are good.
Max:
Dolphins are fish!
Becca:
No, they're not!
Max:
Yeah-huh, they live in water!
Becca:
That doesn't mean they're fish!
Charlie Hinton:
Hey, hey, hey... Calm down now. Maybe we should just ask another question here.
Jamie:
...Where do babies come from?
Charlie Hinton:
Eh, eh... Y'know, why don't we go back to the dolphins, or something other than *that*?
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Charlie Hinton:
Ok, you're gonna go out straight for a pass, and I want you to be my blocker. You're gonna come across and cut left and I'll...
Max:
How 'bout we just run in a circle?
Charlie Hinton:
...Yeah, OK, that's a better idea! How 'bout we just aaaall run in a circle?
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Becca:
We need more learning about things!
Charlie Hinton:
More learning about things?
Becca:
Yes. We're at a very critical age. You have to feed our minds!
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Ben:
Remember when you broke my yo-yo?
Charlie Hinton:
I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben:
You did!
Charlie Hinton:
I did not break your yo-yo.
Ben:
Yes, you did!
Charlie Hinton:
Your yo-yo was broke.
Ben:
Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Admit-admit it! Ya killin me! Ya really killin me!
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Kelli:
Hi, are you the new daddy?
Marvin:
I'm your daddy.
[wheeze]
Marvin:
I'm not your daddy! I'm your baby's daddy! Er - I'm not your *baby's* daddy! I'm gonna be... I mean, I'm-a... I'm-a... I'm...
Phil:
You're Marvin...
Marvin:
...Marvin.
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Crispin:
[shouts] Shut-up, Butthead!
Charlie Hinton:
Shut-up, Butthead? I'm sure your mommy and daddy don't like you talking like that. When your mommy comes to get you I'm going to tell her what you said.
[Crispin kicks Charlies shin]
Charlie Hinton:
[yells] Owww!
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Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
My dear Jennifer... In life, there are winners and there are losers; and to win, you have to play dirty!
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The Flash:
We need more chasing bad guys!
Marvin:
Hey, that's an excellent idea!
The Flash:
Like the Joker!
Marvin:
No, you see, buddy, that's Batman's bad guy. You're the Flash, you need to be fighting...
The Flash:
Lex Luthor?
Marvin:
No, that's Superman. You need to be fighting Captain Boomerang, Gorilla Grod, the Reverse Flash...
The Flash:
How about the Riddler?
Marvin:
[to Charlie and Phil] What are you doing to these kids?
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Jamie's Mom:
Who are you going to call if there's any problem?
[gives her a phone]
Jamie:
911, Mommy.
Jamie's Mom:
Oh, such a good girl!
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Charlie Hinton:
[after Crispin had kicked Charlie in the shin] I'll see you tomorrow Crispin. Tomorrow!
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Mr. Carrott:
B-R-O-C-C-O-L-I! I am the broccoli and don't know why! C-A-R-R-O AND A T! Carrots are healthy for you and me!
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Charlie Hinton:
Wow, goats really love pie
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Phil:
Let’s get safety gate crazy.
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Charlie Hinton:
Any boob can run a day-care center but it takes a family to raise some kids and that's what we're gonna be from now on, a family.
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Charlie Hinton:
If you put your kids through this they're gonna be miserable in four languages...
Mrs. Gwyneth Harridan:
Five, we start Portugese in the fall.
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