| Movie |
Bad Apple (TV) |
| Year |
2004 |
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Cuthbert Gibbons:
From now on, Tozzi here is gonna be your new best friend.
Freshy:
But none of my friends look like him.
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Freshy:
I'll do anything.
Gibbons:
Okay, let me tell you...
Freshy:
I don't care, I'll do it.
Mike Tozzi:
Shut up so he can tell you.
Freshy:
He doesn't have to tell me. Whatever it is, I'll do it.
Gibbons and Tozzi:
Shut up!
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Stanley:
You sleep with them?
Freshy:
With who?
Stanley:
The actresses.
Freshy:
The actresses? Of course not. It's strictly a business relationship.
Stanley:
You can't even get laid by *** actresses? That makes me sad. I don't even like you and that makes me sad.
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Stanley:
(to Tozzi) Hey, where do you think you're going?
Mike:
To the john.
Stanley:
Parking lot.
Mike:
This is strictly a sit down operation.
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Mike:
If I find out you're lying I'm gonna cut you loose.
Freshy:
I'm not lying. And you wouldn't cut me loose, Mike.
Mike:
Oh yeah? What makes you so sure.
Freshy:
Because you have a hard on for my sister.
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Mike:
Do you have something I can munch on?
Gina:
You have a sick mind.
Mike:
I'm talking about food!
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Mike:
I'm a humanitarion.
Gina:
Oh, yeah. Saint Viagra.
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Gina:
I'd pay a million bucks to live in Jersey.
Mike:
Yeah, well, I'd pay a million bucks to get out of it right now.
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Gibbons:
He's banging her. He's undercover and he's banging her!
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Butters:
You know, your partner has some trouble with intimacy. I didn't even hear him say goodbye when he left. Gina regretted giving into him so quickly.
Gibbons:
Thank you, Dr. Ruth.
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Gibbons:
(to Mike) You don't get enough chances in real life to be an ***, you have to be one on the job, too?
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Gibbons:
Where'd you buy this*** Radio Shack?
Butters:
Yeah, some of it.
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Butters:
(after Gibbon snaps at him) He forgets his perscription and it's MY fault?
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[Stanley is checking out a maniquinn in a department store]
Bells:
Stanley, it's wood.
Stanley:
She's got a nice face.
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Gina:
Yeah.
Mike:
Yeah, what?
Gina:
I get a discount. Does that make you hot?
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Gibbons:
Call for back up!
Butters:
Oh, yeah. Wait until there's screaming before you call for back up.
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Bells:
Listen to the mouth on this one, Mikey. And they call her brother Freshy.
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Stanley:
Can't you figure out how to use this stuff?
Gibbons:
Yeah, if you hadn't of thrown the guy who knows how to work it off at fifth avenue.
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Mike:
I wanna try something.
Gina:
We're in chains, isn't that kinky enough for you?
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Mike:
Gibbs, you're alive.
Gibbons:
That explains the overwhelming joy I feel right now.
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