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2002 |
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Xander Cage:
I wish I had a camera.
Yelena:
Why?
Xander Cage:
'Cause this is gonna be one hell of a trick.
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Gibbons:
I want you to meet some people and find out whatever you can about them.
Xander Cage:
What kind of people?
Gibbons:
Dirty. Dangerous. Your kind of people.
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Toby Lee Shavers:
So, how long have you been a secret agent?
Xander Cage:
Two days.
Toby Lee Shavers:
Man that sucks!
Xander Cage:
Yeah but it beats jail.
Toby Lee Shavers:
No I mean I spent 3 and half years in some windowless NSA room. I mean I got a degree. I got a degree from MIT. And I bet they picked you up pumping iron in San Quentin?
Xander Cage:
Have you ever been punched in the face for talking too much?
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Gibbons:
I noticed that you have three X's on the back of your neck. That's appropriate, since you're looking at three strikes.
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Xander Cage:
The things I'm gonna do for my country.
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Yorgi:
Now that buisness is over... we party...
Kolya:
Bitches, come!
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Xander Cage:
Y'know, if you're gonna ask someone to save the world, you'd better make sure they like it the way it is.
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Xander Cage:
Dude, you have a bazooka. Stop thinking Prague Police and start thinking Playstation. Blow***up!
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Xander Cage:
You have a bazooka, why don't you blow some***up? Stop thinking Prague police and start thinking Sony Playstation!
Policeman:
Is not bazooka, is heat-seeking rocket.
Xander Cage:
Heat-seeking rocket? The son-of-a-bitch is smoking.
[to policeman]
Xander Cage:
Set it!
[fires bazooka, kills Kirril]
Xander Cage:
I told him that cigarette would kill him one day.
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Xander Cage:
[after the party is raided, presumably by NSA] Okay, Okay, I'll turn down the music.
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Xander Cage:
Well, well look who it is - Frankenstein.
Xander Cage:
Uncuff me so I can beat the***out of you.
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Xander Cage:
[to Gibbons] I bet that old flag is a comfort every time you look in the mirror.
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Xander Cage:
[to Yorgi] Yeah; cars, boards, bikes. I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
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Yelena:
I've been undercover here for two years.
Xander Cage:
Two years? What was your plan? To let them die of old age?
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Gibbons:
I gave you an order!
Xander Cage:
And I followed that order. You said, 'Go home, Triple X.' That means stay, doesn't it?
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Xander Cage:
You're in the Xander Zone.
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[Xander Cage drives a stolen Corvette, which belongs to senator***Hotchkiss, and is chased by the police]
Policeman:
You in the red Corvette! Pull over immediately.
Xander Cage:
Yeah, yeah. These monkeys are following me because I just took this car. Obviously the car doesn't belong to me, it's not my style, it belongs to******Hotchkiss, the California state senator. You remember*** He's the guy who tried to ban rap music because he feels that the lyrics promote violence. It's music,*** He's also the guy who wants to pull every video game off every shop in the country, because he feels that the video games diminishing intelligence of our youth. Come on,***.. It's only education we got.*** you're a bad man. You know what we do to bad men? We punish 'em.*** you've just entered... The Xander zone.
[on the walky-talky]
Xander Cage:
Okay, I'm coming in hot with a pat of bacon.
Video Shooter #1:
Go. Go, go, go, go!
[Xander jumps with the Corvette off the bridge]
Video Shooter #2:
Pull it! Pull it!
[Xander jumps out of the Corvette with a parachute]
Video Shooter #2:
Yes!
[the Corvette falls on the surface and explodes while the three guys in a Cadillac arrive to pick up Xander and the equipment]
Caddy Driver:
Go pick the cam. Go, go, go.
Xander Cage:
Moral is... Don't be a******
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[after snowboarding down an avalanche]
Xander Cage:
Nothing like fresh powder.
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Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few Seven Elevens, have we?
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Toby Lee Shavers:
Knocked over a few 7-Elevens, have we?
Xander Cage:
Nah, I had my leg in a cast for about three months. All I did was play first-person shooter video games.
Toby Lee Shavers:
That's a really sad story.
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Milan Sova:
First you set me up in the bar. Then you shoot me in the back.
Xander Cage:
My boss does it to me. I did it to you. It's a vicious circle.
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[after kissing Xander Cage]
Yelena:
Did you enjoy that?
Xander Cage:
Yes.
Yelena:
Good, because it will never happen again.
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[referring to Senator***/i>]
Xander Cage:
He also wants video games banned because he believes that they're destroying education... come on*** it's the only education we got.
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Xander Cage:
I like anything fast enough to do something stupid in.
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Xander Cage:
I told him that cigarette would kill him one of these days.
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[after a police SWAT team crashes in on his party]
Xander Cage:
Okay, I'll turn down the music.
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Xander Cage:
I've been risking my life for a lot of stupid reasons. This is the first one that makes sense to me.
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[to Augustus Gibbons]
Xander Cage:
Take off these handcuffs so I can beat the***out you.
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Xander Cage:
Is this guy gonna hump my leg or what?
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Xander Cage:
The moral of the story is, don't be a******
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Thug:
Find him fast. Kill him slow.
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Gibbons:
Why is it always the ***s who pass the test?
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Yelena:
Xander? Remember what I told you before, when you kissed me?
Xander Cage:
Never again?
Yelena:
I lied.
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Yelena:
I'm an agent too. I've been undercover for two years.
Xander Cage:
Two years? What was your plan? Have them die of old age?
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Toby Lee Shavers:
I've always wanted to say this. Fire in the hole!
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Yelena:
Do you know what a wire transfer is?
Xander Cage:
Is she for real. Sweetheart is there anything else you need to do, let us big boys have a conversation.
Yelena:
Conversation. A word with four syllables. Do you want some ice before your brain overheats.
Xander Cage:
Ice. Yeah, you could chisel some off your heart, if you could find it.
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[to Yelena]
Xander Cage:
I might throw in a few extra dollars and send you to charm school.
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Xander Cage:
You're okay, Yorgi
Yorgi:
Everything's okay... with enough vodka.
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Xander Cage:
Yo... what's your name, slick?
Ivan Podrov:
My name is Ivan.
Xander Cage:
Ivan? What's your name, buddy?
Ivan Pedgrag:
[looks back at Xander] MY name is Ivan.
Xander Cage:
[looking confused] You're both Ivan?
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Gibbons:
So are you going to get on the plane or is 'Kiss my*** Scarface?' your final answer?
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Gibbons:
You've passed the test. The Gibbons Test.
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Xander Cage:
These monkeys are following me because I just stole this car... obviously it's not mine, it ain't my style.
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J.J.:
I need you to go to Pago Pago or whatever. Get a couple of girls, do 'em all I don't care
Xander Cage:
It's Bora Bora J.
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Gibbons:
The name's Gibbons. Augustus Gibbons.
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Xander Cage:
Welcome to the Xander Zone...
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Xander Cage:
Shaken... and stirred.
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Xander Cage:
Koyla, Yorgi's younger brother, happens to be an action sports fanatic. So naturally, he's a fan. But, when you kill a bottle of Vodka in three swigs, and you're gonna talk too much.
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Xander Cage:
My kind of people would say, "Kiss my*** Scarface."
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Xander Cage:
I live for this***
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Xander Cage:
[after getting shot with a dart] It was only a corvette!
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Xander Cage:
[waking up on an airplane talking to two guys next to him] Been to any good diners lately?
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[after Xander shoots Milan Sova]
Yorgi:
Most people talk a lot, few are up for the moment. Welcome to Anarchy Ninety-nine.
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[before entering Yorgi's club]
Milan Sova:
Everyone in this club's got two things in common; they're filthy rich and they're criminals.
Xander Cage:
I'll fit in perfect, except for the filthy rich part.
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[Yorgi is getting away on a motorboat. Xander shoots at him, but misses]
Yorgi:
Learn how to shoot, you piece of***
[Xander shoots at Yorgi, this time hitting and killing him]
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Xander Cage:
[referring to marines in full camo] Here comes the ROTC!
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Xander Cage:
WHOO! Not bad!
[pause]
Xander Cage:
Lets do that again!
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Xander Cage:
[after El Jefe slaps Xander across the face] You slap me again, I'm gonna throw you the beating.
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Xander Cage:
[after Yelena shoots Milan Sova and walks in with the Ivans] You wanna tell me what you're doing with the Ivan's?
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Toby Lee Shavers:
[showing Xander the darts to the revolver] Datura knockout darts. POW! Guy goes down for 12 hours, wakes up, doesn't know who the hell he is, and his head's splitting like a cord of firewood.
[starts laughing]
Xander Cage:
I was shot twice with those.
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Toby Lee Shavers:
[explaining the darts to Xander] The red ones are tranquilizer and blood-splatter darts. All the appearence of a kill shot, but without the aftereffects. Like death.
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Toby Lee Shavers:
[showing Xander the binoculars] Eagle Eyes. Nine enhanced-vision modes. Every little boy's dream: the penetrator mode. Check it out.
[points at a woman]
Xander Cage:
[looks through the binoculars, sees under the woman's clothes] Oh, my God.
Toby Lee Shavers:
She's checking you out.
Xander Cage:
I gotta hang onto these.
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