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X-Men Legends II: Rise of Apocalypse (VG) |
| Year |
2005 |
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Sugarman:
Your worst nightmare, pally. The name's Sugarman, though I know you don't know... ya know?
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Sauron:
I've already told Apocalypse I'm not interested in joining him. Why does he send lackeys to try and persuade me?
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Deadpool:
Welcome to Loserville. Population: You.
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Iceman:
And the crowd goes wild.
[makes a crowd noise]
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Gambit:
Oh, dat's gonna leave a mark!
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Wolverine:
I'm the best at what I do.
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Deadpool:
Everyone protect me!
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Rogue:
Wolverine, when will you learn that you can't solve problems with your fists?
Wolverine:
Don't know Rouge. This far I haven't met a problem I could'nt solve with my fist.
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Deadpool:
Me? Yeah, I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you to tiny shreds and then dance and spit all over your graves.
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Deadpool:
Wow, this is really, really freaky! I could swear I know you from somewhere. Did we go to law school together?
Deadpool:
I know what you mean. I've seen you before, I just can't place your face. Weren't you in my oragami class last fall?
Deadpool:
Wait! I know where I've seen your face. In my mirror... every morning!"
Deadpool:
Heavens to murgatroide! That's it! You're me!
Deadpool:
No no no no no no no, I beg to differ. You... are me!
Deadpool:
Come on. let's not quibble over such a huge philosophical conundrum here. What do you say when you meet yourself?
Deadpool:
How about 'you're lookin goooood!'
Deadpool:
Works for me. Well, now I have to kill ya. Not that I want to, it's just a little something Mister Sinister ordered me to do.
Deadpool:
Are you ok?
Deadpool:
Me? I'm fine. I just have an uncontrollable urge to rip you into tiny shreds and spit on all of your graves.
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Deadpool:
I'm really good at killing. You might say it's my specialty. That and ballroom dancing. But guess which one I can actually make a living at.
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Deadpool:
Somebody test this guy for steriods!
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Abyss:
This is the best Magneto could do? Team up with the X-Men? Oh, forgive me, but even you have to admit it's laughable.
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Toad:
[Colossus has given Wanda a compliment] Ho ho ho, wait a second. If we look past the fact that Colossus is big and handsome and well-rugged. What does he got that I ain't got?
Nightcrawler:
Truly mindblowing, isn't it Toad?
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Colossus:
Do not worry my friend, I will take care of this cossack.
Juggernaut:
Bring it on comrade!
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Deadpool:
[Upon defeating an enemy, pensievely] But did either of us truly win?
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Gambit:
[Upon levelling up] Wooh! This's better'n Mardi Gras!
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Wolverine:
[Upon defeating an enemy] Look at you. All busted up.
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Gambit:
[Discussing the insectoids Cerci] I'll just wear me some bug-stompin' boots and we'll be at that door in no time!
Scarlet Witch, Stepford Sisters:
Gambit, the Cerci grow to the size of a man and can crush rocks with their mandibles.
Gambit:
Oh.
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Deadpool:
EVERYBODY! Shield me with your bodies!
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Gambit:
Woohoo, I'm the Ragin' Cajun!
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Iceman:
[while arguing with Juggernaut] Wow, big AND dumb! What an unusual combination!
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Deadpool:
[after defeating an enemy] Now gimme all your lunch money!
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