| Movie |
Baby Geniuses |
| Year |
1999 |
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Lenny:
[singing] One umbrella one, two umbrella two/ let's go up into the zoo/there you'll see a horse that's blue/a big old steed with one white shoe/a zebra and his stripes, playing bagpipes.
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Margo:
Stick to your rapping Ice Shtick and leave the smart remarks to those with IQs over 40.
Dickie:
It's not rap, it's mantras.
Margo:
I was chanting mantras before you were born.
Dickie:
[pause] You were chanting mantras before Buddha was born.
Margo:
That's pretty good, Dickie, that's pretty good.
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Robin:
[seeing Dickie's new look] You look like Mt. Pepto Bismol erupted.
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Robin:
We're late!
Lenny:
Uhoh! They're late! They're late for a very important date! Your mom and dad are off to save the farm, hip hip hooray!
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Sly:
They've got Whit.
Dan:
Who's got Whit? Wait, you're Whit.
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Robin:
911? You know that Babyco. building? There's a bomb in there! And we're going to blow those little suckers to Venus!
[hangs up]
Robin:
You wanted cops, you got cops.
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Carrie:
Danger!
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What?
Carrie:
Whit has a twin brother called Sly, he's the one that's been here the last two days.
Dan:
What?
Robin:
What "what"?
Carrie:
Sly and Whit got switched at the mall, and Dr. Kinder kept Whit in her secret lab to experiment on.
Dan:
Oh my God!
Robin:
What?
Dan:
She says Elana's got a secret lab, I don't believe this, Whit and Sly got switched at the mall!
Robin:
What? Who's Sly?
Carrie:
She's getting rid of the lab, and moving the babies to Liechtenstein.
Dan:
Liechtenstein? Oh my God!
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Sly:
You call those jumping jacks? More like jumping jerks.
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Dickie and Lenny:
[hypotized] The magnificent Sly and the Bobbins' babies have a vitally important errand at Babyco.
[blow raspberries]
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Kids:
[singing] I don't know but I've been told Eskimo girls are mighty cold, Dr. Kinder is a son-of-a-gun, got cooties and she weighs a ton. One, two, three, four, one, two, three-four!
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