| Movie |
VeggieTales: Lord of the Beans (V) |
| Year |
2005 |
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Billboy Baggypants:
Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.
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Billboy Baggypants:
I'm feeling stretched like chocolate pudding spread across too much ham.
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Randolf:
Unnatural creatures forged by Scaryman himself. Half spoon, half fork.
Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You mean…
Randolf:
Sporks. They are his utensils. And they do his bidding.
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Eagle:
WHAT was THAT? Oh! There's a bird! Let's jump on him! Maybe he'll fly us wherever we want to go! Maybe he'll serve us drinks! And little bags of peanuts! Get your own ride!
Randolf:
I
[pause]
Randolf:
thought that would work.
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Leg-O-Lamb:
[ripping the fake ears off Ear-O-Corn, dressed as Elvis] I KNEW it!
Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
What?
Leg-O-Lamb:
You should be ashamed of yourself! You're no Elf! You're an Elvish impersonator! You sicken me, deceitful one.
Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
Oh right! Like YOU'RE a real elf! Give the gourd a bow and arrow and he's a REAL Elf!
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Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were a Flobbit?
Ahem:
That's right. A perfectly normal Flobbit named Spiegel.
Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
You were that Flobbit? That Flobbit who bought everything mail order?
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Junior Asparagus - Toto Baggypants:
So what happened?
Ahem:
To me? One day before ten a.m. I had created and consumed a two-hundred pound marshmallow Peep. Unfortunately I fell into a sugar coma. When I awoke three days later, the Bean was gone. And now look at me!
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Larry the Cucumber - Ear-O-Corn:
We'll create a distraction! Does anyone have a banjo and an inflatable turkey?
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Other Elf:
[coming out of a tree] Who wants a cookie?
Lead Spark:
[evil face] We ain't had nothing but maggoty bread for three stinking days
[brightening up]
Lead Spark:
I'd love a cookie.
Other Elf:
Nothing tastes better than a cookie baked in a tree!
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Scaryman:
Sporks! Save me!
[other Elf shakes his head and hops off]
Lead Spark:
Cookie Man say No.
[Sporks happily hop off behind Other Elf]
Scaryman:
Oh bother.
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