| Movie |
Van Wilder 2: The Rise of Taj |
| Year |
2006 |
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Taj:
As Mr. Van Wilder would say, "If you can't join them, beat them".
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Preppy:
[grabs a sword] Let's settle this the way our ancestors did.
Taj:
You're going to exploit me economically?
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Pipp Everett, the Earl of Grey:
Let's settle this the way my ancestors did!
[Reaches for the swords hanging on the wall]
Taj:
You want to exploit me economically?
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Taj:
verticle smile, scrambled eggs between the legs, sunny side up on the way to the butt
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Woman on Plane:
Excuse me, is that Madamendira Bombay Hot Sauce?
Taj:
No way, you know it?
Woman on Plane:
I have this... thing for spices.
Taj:
You have a TING?
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Taj:
Simon?
Simon:
I have... I have a problem.
Taj:
[to the other guys] Oh, my God, he's talking. Well, Simon, whatever you problem is, we're your friends, you can tell us.
Simon:
Well, you wee, it's to do with the size of my piddler
Taj:
Your... Oh. Well, you know, it's an understood fact that a man's piddler is... Appears smaller to himself than it is in real life.
Simon:
Well, you see, that's what I'm afraid of. 'Cause according to me it has some 11 inches.
Taj:
Come again? Figuratively.
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Sadie:
[staring at Simon's 11 inches] I'm surprised you don't get out more.
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Taj:
A surprise in the woods? Well, can you give me a second? Let me go repack my wallet real quick.
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Sadie:
No, Taj - I was talking about her vagina!
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