| Movie |
Valley Girl |
| Year |
1983 |
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Randy:
That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.
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Julie Richman:
Do you think she really does all the stuff she says?
Stacey:
I mean, who could make up 'That stuff tastes like Clorox.'?
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Fred Bailey:
So, you wanna dance?
Girl:
In another life!
Fred Bailey:
Yeah, I didn't either. I was just taking a poll.
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Randy:
Where do you work?
Julie Richman:
At my parents' store.
Randy:
What do they sell?
Julie Richman:
Health foods.
Randy:
That's cool.
Julie Richman:
Like, it's not cool at all! Like, it's all this stuff that tastes like nothing and it's supposed to be so good for you. Why couldn't they, like, open a Pizza Hut or something?
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Julie Richman:
I'll start my diet tomorrow.
Stacey:
You better watch out, because Randy might like the Hollywood lean look.
Suzi Brent:
Yeah, but blimps don't get to go out with Tommy.
Julie Richman:
Who?
Stacey:
Tommy.
Julie Richman:
Who?
Loryn, Stacey, and Suzi:
[in unison] TOMMY!
Julie Richman:
*** him!
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[behind the stage curtain at the Valley High junior prom]
Fred Bailey:
Ahh! Stacey! Hey, man, check out Stacey!
Randy:
I don't wanna see Stacey.
[peeks from behind the curtain in time to see Tommy kiss Julie on the dance floor]
Randy:
Ugh! That's it! Man, I've had it with you, Bailey!
Fred Bailey:
What? I didn't think her haircut was that bad.
Randy:
What do you mean, her haircut? I just want to know what the rest of this grand plan of yours is.
Fred Bailey:
No, man, this is it! Simplicity at its finest.
Randy:
Simplicity at its finest. Well, at least you got us here. So let's...
Randy and Fred (in unison):
...crush that fly!
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Randy:
[to Julie after she dumps him] Well *** you, for sure, like totally!
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Tommy:
It appears as though you forgot our French fries and a coke, fishhead.
Randy:
Oh, well, Peter Piper picked a pepper, I guess I did!
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Julie Richman:
[to her friends] Man, he's like tripendicular, ya know?
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Julie Richman:
Like they're staring right at us.
Stacey:
Gross! Let's move.
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Fred Bailey:
Do you believe a girl should pet on the first date?
Girl:
Who are you... Bozo the Clown?
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Steve Richman:
[about Julie] Sarah, do you know how much she looks like you?
Sarah Richman:
Do I still look that way?
Steve Richman:
Better!
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Randy:
[shouting over the noise just as the music ends] So, when can I see you again?
Julie Richman:
[embarassed] Gee, Randy... why don't you wait until the end of the evening to say these things?
Randy:
It's how I feel.
Julie Richman:
I'm here with you now.
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Randy:
[warily surveying party food] What's that?
Suzi Brent:
It's like sushi, don't ya know? Like this here is tuna...
[a guest takes a huge bite]
Randy:
[looking disgusted] Dig in, Fred.
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Fred Bailey:
[introducing himself to Julie and Stacey] Hi, I'm Fred. I like tacos and '71 Cabernet. My favorite color is magenta.
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Tommy:
[about his recent break-up with Julie] Who else is there? No other Val dude can touch me. She must really be freaking out.
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Julie Richman:
Yeah, but Tommy can be such a dork, ya know? Like he's got the bod, but his brains are bad news.
Suzi Brent:
But he is bitchin'. You really are so lucky, Julie.
Julie Richman:
I know, but we've been going together so long now. Like I'm beginning to think I'm a piece of furniture or something... like an old chair!
Loryn:
Oh, bad news!
Julie Richman:
[glancing at Brad] I definitely need something new.
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Julie Richman:
[arguing about staying out all night] Why can't you just punish me like Stacey's parents?
Sarah Richman:
Bad karma, dear!
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