| Movie |
Urban Legend |
| Year |
1998 |
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Sasha:
Spit it out Felicia.
Felicia:
Thats just the problem, I didn't.
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Dean Adams:
Missing? He's not missing! It's the weekend. He's most likley shacked up in some motel with a girl. Or a guy... farm animal... whatever! Weren't you ever eighteen?
Reese Wilson:
Not that kind of eighteen.
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Parker:
Please, Damon is the biggest practical joker I know. He once convinced a sophomore that he was the middle Hanson brother just so he could get laid.
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[to Natalie, Brenda, Paul, and Sasha]
Parker:
Don't you guys get it? Come on, it's just like that urban legend.
Natalie:
What are you talking about?
Parker:
You know the story, A boy and a girl, parked out in the woods, making out...
Brenda:
[to Natalie] You made out with him?
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Damon:
Hey, we're going down to Parker's dorm. Hootie's gonna pierce his nose.
Natalie:
Hootie's a dog, Damon.
Damon:
That's no reason why he can't be hip.
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Brenda:
[stabbing Natalie with the scalpel] Is this the kidney? Or is that the Liver? Oh,well. First organ I see, I'm just gonna grab it!
[Brenda digs the scalpel in deeper, but Reese bursts through the door with her gun aimed at Brenda]
Reese Wilson:
Drop the weapon!
Brenda:
[turns around and sees Reese] Oh great! Rent-a-cop to the rescue.
Reese Wilson:
Move over the the window, now, you loony psycho bitch!
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Bitchy Girl:
[watching 'Tosh's' dead body being carried out on a stretcher] You should check her pulse, she's been like that for years.
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Natalie:
Brenda, you need help.
Brenda:
I have already tried therapy! Obviously, it did me no good, Natalie.
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Brenda:
I must say, Natalie, you have proven your friendship to me. Coming all the way out here without even a little pepper spray to defend yourself with.
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Parker:
[to Paul] If we ever have another E. Coli crisis in the cafeteria, I want you to have the biggest, juiciest burger. My treat.
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Damon:
I'll see you two in class tomorrow.
Brenda:
Unfortunately!
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Natalie:
Someone's taking all of these urban legends, and making them reality.
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Natalie:
You're ***ing crazy!
Brenda:
I prefer the term "eccentric". But, yeah, I guess I'm a little "nutty".
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Brenda:
Don't you want to be an urban legend, Nat? All your friends are now.
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Tosh Guaneri:
Shut off the ***ing light!
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Damon:
Are you sure you don't wanna think this over? Cos, I'm all about you, Natalie.
Natalie:
One black eye or two Damon. You decide.
Damon:
Fine. I'm gonna go take a piss.
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Professor William Wexler:
Had those before?
Brenda:
Yeah. They're Pop Rocks; they crackle in your mouth.
Professor William Wexler:
Eat some... thirsty?... What's wrong? Something you might have heard about mixing Pop Rocks and Soda?
Brenda:
Well, supposedly, your stomach and your intestines and everything bursts.
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Paul Gardener:
Hey, how about some interviews? You know, students react to the tragedy on campus.
Brenda:
Okay. I am saddened, and moved by the tragic...
Natalie:
This was someone's life Paul. Did you even spend one minute thinking about that?
Paul Gardener:
No, I didn't. But because of my story, three-thousand five-hundred students will. I think that's enough to help me sleep at night.
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Michael McDonnell, gas station attendant:
Someone's in the back... SEAT!
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Paul Gardener:
How long have you been working here?
Weird Janitor:
Too damn long.
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Natalie:
[after previously walking in on Tosh having***/i>] Hey Tosh, sorry about last night.
Tosh Guaneri:
Yeah? Well, don't let it happen again.
Natalie:
[notices a tub of Lithium on the floor] Here you dropped these.
[Tosh takes them and goes back to the internet. Natalie picks up the phone but it's dead as Tosh is online]
Natalie:
Umm... Tosh; excuse me.
Tosh Guaneri:
[angrily turns the computer out and puts out her cigarette] This is my phone-line too!
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[Damon has just sneaked up on Brenda and Natalie, proceeding to scare them half to death]
Damon:
Boo!
Brenda:
[In disgust] Is that what you do in your spare time, Damon? Just go around scaring people like a freak?
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Reese Wilson:
Are you trying to give me a heart attack?
Weird Janitor:
Boo.
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Bitchy Girl:
[says to Natalie while Natalie is walking to her dorm] Sounds like Elvira's raising more than just the dead in there.
Natalie:
Thanks for the tip.
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