| Movie |
Up the Academy |
| Year |
1980 |
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Leisman:
What did I tell you I'd do if I ever caught you stealing again?
Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
Leisman:
Say it again!
Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
Leisman:
Say it again!
Hash:
You said you'd rip my balls off, sir.
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Ververgaert:
Do you wet your bed?
Chooch:
No, I generally just piss over the side.
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Leisman:
Those glasses that you're wearing make you stand out like a turd in a punch bowl!
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Leisman:
[pickup line] Tickle your***with a feather?
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Party Guest:
Somebody put a turd in the punchbowl!
Chooch:
[to Leisman] Help yourself sir.
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Ike:
Hello Colonel. I was just...
Bliss:
I know what you were doing.
Ike:
You do?
Bliss:
Did you like what you saw MacArthur?
Ike:
Uh no. I mean yes. I mean.
Bliss:
It's okay MacArthur. Meet me in my room in 5 minutes.
Ike:
Yes ma'am.
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Ike:
Ms. Bliss? Miss Bliss?
Guard:
Hey! What are you doing here?
Ike:
Uh, nothing. Just taking a walk.
Guard:
Well, take it outside. Now! Let's go. Get out of that room!
Ike:*** this is the wrong room.
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Ike:
Great. This is the right room.
Guard:
You again! What did I tell you?
Ike:*** not again.
Guard:
That's right. Maybe 50 push-ups will help you remember.
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Bliss:
Oh MacArthur! Oh!
Ike:
Colonel. I'd love to stay and get together but I gotta get outta here.
Bliss:
Is it something I said? Did I come on too strong?
Ike:
No. I just have to go and meet the guys.
Bliss:
Don't you want to meet these guys?
Ike:
I would. But my friends are counting on me.
Bliss:
Okay. Meet me in my room later. I'll be waiting.
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Ike:
Miss Bliss?
Bliss:
Did anyone see you MacArthur?
Ike:
No Colonel.
Bliss:
Good. Now, where were we?
Ike:
Here, I think.
Bliss:
Oh, yeah. Mmmmm, oh MacArthur.
Ike:
Oh Colonel.
Bliss:
Sit on the bed MacArthur.
Ike:
Yes ma'am.
Bliss:
Make yourself comfortable. So, these are what you wanted to see, right?
Ike:
Yes ma'am.
Bliss:
You're lucky MacArthur. I never go all the way with a cadet.
Ike:
Really?
Bliss:
Yeah, but you're different.
Ike:
I am?
Bliss:
Yeah. You know, all these guys care about is my body.
Ike:
I know. Wow!
Bliss:
So what do you think MacArthur? I do have a nice set, don't I?
Ike:
Yes you do.
Bliss:
Slide over here. Come on and have a feel, MacArthur. Touch them.
Ike:
Uh.
Bliss:
Don't be shy. That's what they're there for.
Ike:
Uh.
Bliss:
That's it. I know you want them!
Chooch:
Ike. Are you in here?***
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