| Movie |
Undercover Blues |
| Year |
1993 |
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Jane Blue:
You brought our baby into a knife fight?
Jeff Blue:
It was a fair fight. Two of them, two of us...
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Jeff Blue:
You should have seen these guys, complete amateurs. Biggest risk was I'd fall down laughing and hurt myself.
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Muerte:
The bottom line... the bottom line is you're gonna die tonight... ugly.
Jeff Blue:
Look Morty, do me a favor, okay? Don't call here any more unless you want to have a serious conversation, alright?
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Muerte:
Hello. Do you know who this is?
Jeff Blue:
Well, you have a very sexy voice, but, hey, I'm a happily married man.
Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue. I gonna kill you.
Jeff Blue:
[laughing] Who is this again?
Muerte:
This is Muerte.
Jeff Blue:
Oh, hi, Morty.
Muerte:
No! No Morty! MUERTE! DEATH!
Jeff Blue:
Yeah, okay, death...
Muerte:
You gonna die, Blue.
Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, it's late. What's the bottom line?
Muerte:
The bottom line is I gonna kill you.
Jeff Blue:
Look, Morty, don't call here again unless you want to have, like, a serious conversation, okay?
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Sawyer:
Isn't the baby a little young for dolls?
Jeff Blue:
It's for me. It's a post-feminist doll.
Jane Blue:
Goes to work with little sneakers on but resents it.
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Sawyer:
Oh, cute baby! Boy or girl?
Jeff Blue:
Gosh, I hope so!
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Muerte:
My name... is MUERTE!
Jeff:
Nice to meet you Morty, my name is Jeff.
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Muerte:
My name is Muerte, my name is death!
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Muerte:
My name is MORTY!
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Jeff Blue:
You know what's funny? That gray van over there.
Jane Blue:
Funny ha-ha or funny interesting?
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Sawyer:
You think you're smarter than we are.
Jeff Blue:
Oh, not much.
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Jeff Blue:
See mommy picking the big lock? Someday, when you're a big girl, she'll teach you how to pick locks. Of course, she may still be picking *this* one.
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[Several goons pull their guns on Jeff and Jane]
Sikes:
Don't make any sudden movements.
Jeff Blue:
Why not? Is there a bee on me?
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