| Movie |
Under Wraps (TV) |
| Year |
1997 |
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Gilbert:
My mom collects antique dolls. That's perfectly normal.
Amy:
She takes them to the movies.
Gilbert:
There's nothing strange about that.
Amy:
She buys them popcorn.
Gilbert:
Once! She did that once!
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Gilbert:
What does "celibate" mean?
Amy:
No chicks.
Gilbert:
Oh. I could never handle that.
Amy:
You'll get used to it.
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Marshall:
The Sound of Music?
Gilbert:
I don't care what you say. Liesel was a total babe.
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Amy:
Clogging? What is this, Hee-Haw?
Marshall:
Hey, it worked, didn't it?
Amy:
Yeah, but next time, think of an idea that makes YOU look like a dork.
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Amy:
Get outta the way, LEONARD. And take your blanket with you.
Leonard:
It's not a blanket, it's a rag! I carry it around in case I hafta wipe up something.
Amy:
Oh, yeah, right, and I'm not wearing a bra, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.
Gilbert:
You're wearing a bra?
Amy:
Oh, shut up.
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Gilbert:
What should we call him?
Amy:
How about 'Mummy'?
Marshall:
How about Harold?
Amy:
Harold?
Marshall:
I don't know; He looks like my Uncle Harold.
Amy:
Geez, your aunt must be ready to open a vein!
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Marshall:
Have you ever SEEN a dead person?
Amy:
Oh, yeah, I've got 'em lying around my basement in huge stacks. You know, you should come over some time; we use 'em to build big forts.
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