| Movie |
B*A*P*S |
| Year |
1997 |
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Nate:
Now why did you have to burn my toast, baby?
Nisi:
Now you know said you wanted everything well done.
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Isaac:
I'm calling the police. You two have been stealing - from my uncle.
Manley:
No... The girls had nothing to do with it.
[looks at Antonio]
Manley:
It was Antonio.
Isaac:
Antonio...
Antonio:
Isaac, our plan could still work! It could be our words against theirs. Her fingerprints are still on the safe, man!
Isaac:
I don't know what you're talking about! What plan? I'm calling the police...
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[looking up at painting on a wall]
James:
Now, look at the picture! Look at the picture! Who does this picture remind you of?
James, Ali:
Laquisha Jenkins!
Ali:
UGGH... THAT'S NASTY!
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Mickey:
My food is created to nourish the soul, okay? I haven't used pork since Thelma was on Good Times about to marry Ibe, the African prince and I said, "No, no, no, I'm waiting on my African prince to be my baby's daddy, so I stopped use pork,because I started using chicken broth, cause I couldn't be doin that! So I don't know what you talking about." See what I cook is much healthier than that *bird* stuff Alfred is cookin' for him!"
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Nisi:
You remember when we took those CPR classes?
Mickey:
Yeah - All the cute guys were in there.
Nisi:
Didn't you learn anything?
Mickey:
No... But I met James.
Nisi:
Shh... we gonna check his heart to see if it's still beating... Go on. Check it.
Mickey:
You check it.
Nisi:
You check it.
Mickey:
You check it...
Nisi:
YOU CHECK IT! It's on yo side!
Mickey:
[Mickey laid her head against Mr. B's neck to see if he was still alive] He's alive!
Nisi:
I'm going to bed!
Mickey:
Nisi? Nisi? Nisi!
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Nisi:
Now at the audition I didn't do the best I could...
Heavy D:
Hey! Ain't you that girl that hit the other girl in the face with your hair?
Nisi:
Uh huh...
Heavy D:
Oh no... I seen all you can do, Hon...
Mickey:
Naw, naw. She can really dance...
Heavy D:
No, I seen all you could do - you could hurt somebody
Mickey:
No, she can dance and I'm the next Monifa
Nisi:
She is!
Heavy D:
Oh - you the next Monifa?
Mickey:
Yea... look here - This the "Mickey remix...” Check this out... IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE YOU BEEN GO-ONE... FEELS GOOD WHEN I'M WITH-CHU... I MISS YOU COME BACK HOME...
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Mickey:
You think Ali and James miss us?
Nisi:
I don't know, but I know I miss my man...
Mickey:
Uh uh... you NEED to scoot over cause I ain't got no problem sleepin' on this expensive white carpet, cause I know it's poodle hair.
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James:
See you deserve this kinda stuff...
[hanging head to "cry"]
James:
but I just can't give it to you... You deserve nice stuff... You deserve a big ol' house... and you - you deserve your own back yard... and - and everyone else got a - a little white dog, why you can have one? I wanna take you out to dinner... everytime we go out, we gotta watch - other people eat... HELL I wanna eat too! And - and you need some clothes... W-w-why should you have to wear your Sunday clothes on Wednesday? Now look girl... don't think a dude a punk cause he crying like a little girl - but you're my queen... and I Lah-Love you!
Mickey:
Oh James you ain't never said nothin' like this... Don't said it if you don't mean it!
[knocks James into a fountain]
James:
I MEAN IIIIIIIIIIIIT!
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Mickey:
...A-re-ah-der-chee to you too... and some mozzerella and fettichinni... Hell yea!
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Mickey:
Lead the way Alfred.
Manley:
The name is Manly, Manly will do very nicely thank you!... Who's Alfred?
Mickey:
You know, Batman's homeboy!
Nisi:
Oh Mick, now I see what-chu was sayin'.
Mickey:
You would be so good in the sequel.
Nisi:
Snap! He'd be phat!
Mickey:
He would! All you gotta say is, "Batman to da cave!" and everybody lose they job that day... and you get THAT job. *Heavy Chuckle* TO THA CAAAAAAAVE.
Nisi:
Ask him to say it Mick!
Mickey:
Nah, I already done called the man "Alfred."
Nisi:
Oh come on.
Mickey:
No, I just wanna know where we sleepin tonight!
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