| Movie |
Unconditional Love |
| Year |
2002 |
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Maudey:
Nobody messes with a dwarf in a red raincoat.
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Lady in Plane:
Julie Andrews is in the cockpit.
Man in Plane:
THANK GOD.
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Julie Andrews:
OH, BUGGER OFF.
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Dirk Simpson:
Frump without a life.
Grace Beasley:
Valet without a car.
Dirk Simpson:
LIFE WITHOUT A POINT.
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Grace Beasley:
That's Tom Jones.
Nola Fox:
Don't you think I'd know my own brother's voice?
Waitress:
Actually, it's Tom Jones. I put the CD on myself.
Nola Fox:
[slaps waitress across the face] SLUT.
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Maudey:
Is this rudeness deliberate, or are you just lacking in social skills?
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Dirk Simpson:
I don't believe in unconditional love, I mean, what is it anyway? Cut off my ears, steal my money and I'll love you anyway?
Grace Beasley:
Yes, and more.
Dirk Simpson:
More?
Grace Beasley:
You don't have to love me back.
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Victor Fox:
I have***with other men, but I sleep with you.
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Nola Fox:
We love gay youth.
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Officer Jones:
[after discovering Maudey and Dirk making out and then Finding Grace] What are you doing?
Grace Beasley:
I'm watching them!
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