| Movie |
Ultimate Spider-Man (VG) |
| Year |
2005 |
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[after being thrown through a roof by the Goblin]
Spider-Man:
I have just officially run out of ways to say, "Ow."
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[to Rhino]
Spider-Man:
Is that a horn on your head, or are you happy to... Oh my God, I am so scared I can't finish my lame joke.
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[chasing after Venom who's captured Silver Sable]
Spider-Man:
Crazy silver hottie threaten my family. I should let Eddie eat her. He'd be doing me a favor. But then I'd then feel guilty about that because, clearly, I don't have enough things to feel guilty about. So now, here I am. Trying to save the crazy woman. If my life were any more stupid, it would be on network TV.
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Venom:
Our fathers died to create me. And now, you will too.
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Beetle:
[only line to Venom] I need a sample.
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Peter Parker:
I need it.
Mary Jane:
It's not done.
Peter Parker:
Give it back.
Mary Jane:
It's *really* not done.
Peter Parker:
I can't go swinging around in my nerd clothes.
Mary Jane:
I just have to finish stitching up a hole in the butt and then I'll give it back to you.
Peter Parker:
I can explain the hole in the butt by the way.
Mary Jane:
Please don't.
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Johnny Storm:
[racing Spider-Man across Queens] Madame Web is faster then you, and I don't even get the reference.
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Beetle:
[after Spider-Man chases him through New York] You are very irritating.
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Wolverine:
[fighting Venom] I'm the best at what I do, and what I do ain't pretty at all. See these claws? Unbreakable. You? Bet not.
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Peter Parker:
[saving people from falling off a bridge, Silver Sable helps] Hey, weren't you trying to kill me just a minute ago?
Silver Sable:
I was hired to capture you, not harm innocent civilians.
Peter Parker:
Aw, your a crazy lady with a heart of gold.
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Spider-Man:
Hot tamale!
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[racing the Human Torch]
Spider-Man:
Moon Knight is faster than you!
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[racing the Human Torch]
Spider-Man:
Speedball is faster than you!
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Spider-Man:
[When racing Johnny Storm] An actual matchstick is faster than you!
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Spider-Man:
[When fighting the Green Goblin, referring to his fireballs] Only YOU can prevent Spidey-man fires!
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Spider-Man:
I am gonna smack the green right off you!
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Spider-Man:
[to Johnny Storm] I am here to win back the honor of my family name.
Johnny Storm:
What?
Spider-Man:
I was watching "Fist of Legend" last night.
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Green Goblin:
Let's finish this!
Spider-Man:
I agree! What is this, again?
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Spider-Man:
[sing-song voice] The fist bone's connected to the - face bone!
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[first lines]
Peter Parker:
[narrating] This is how it all began. Which of course, leads to a sense like this. A few months ago, I reunited with my childhood friend, Eddie Brock.
[from flashback]
Peter Parker:
What is that?
Eddie Brock, Jr.:
It's... our inheritance.
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[repeated line as he falls into the river]
Spider-Man:
Glub. Did I just say glub?
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[after defeating Rhino, Alex O'Hirn ejects from the robotic rhinoceros]
Alex O'Hirn:
Back away from me, masked avenger. My diminuitive corpus will not with-stand your contumelious deficient.
Spider-Man:
Not with the big words again.
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[after Venom trashes the bar, Wolverine walks in]
Wolverine:
Nice mess.
Venom:
Hunger! Feed!
Wolverine:
[pops out his claws] You don't say.
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Johnny Storm:
Alright,this is the last time we're doing this.
Spider-Man:
Bring it.
Johnny Storm:
You got enough web fluid for a lap around the entire island?
Spider-Man:
Got enough lighter fluid?
Johnny Storm:
Wow, that was a lame comeback.
Spider-Man:
It's the altitude.
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