| Movie |
Tango & Cash |
| Year |
1989 |
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Gabriel Cash:
Lucky for me this place is soundproof. That way nobody gets to hear me beating the truth out of you.
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Yves Perret:
Rats in a maze, men in a cage.
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Ray Tango:
Rambo? Rambo's a ***.
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[Tango has just stuck a grenade down a bad guy's pants]
Ray Tango:
My contribution to birth control.
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Gabriel Cash:
You don't know anything about electricity, do you?
Ray Tango:
No.
Gabriel Cash:
As long as you're only touching one wire and you're not touching the ground, you don't get electrocuted.
[Thinks about it for a moment]
Gabriel Cash:
Um, right?
Ray Tango:
I don't know.
Gabriel Cash:
I don't either.
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Gabriel Cash:
When this is over, remind me to rip Jumbo there's tongue out.
Ray Tango:
With a tow truck.
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Ray Tango:
When this is over, we have to pay Jabba the Hutt here a visit.
Gabriel Cash:
I'll bring the chainsaw.
Ray Tango:
I'll bring the beer.
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Gabriel Cash:
This has got to be a mistake. What do you think?
Ray Tango:
I think my underwear is riding into my throat.
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Car owner:
I believe in Perestroijka.
Gabriel Cash:
Welcome to America.
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Ray Tango:
I think that with your IQ, you're unarmed and still VERY dangerous.
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Gabriel Cash:
Don't you think you're getting a little radical here?
Ray Tango:
What's radical?
Gabriel Cash:
Blowing a man's head off with a ***ing hand grenade is a touch much, don't you think?
Ray Tango:
You got your way - I got mine.
Gabriel Cash:
Come on, maybe he doesn't know anything.
Ray Tango:
I don't really care.
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Ray Tango:
I've got good news and bad news.
Gabriel Cash:
What's the bad news?
Ray Tango:
We're almost out of gas.
Gabriel Cash:
What's the good news?
Ray Tango:
We're ALMOST out of gas.
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Gabriel Cash:
I don't think there's a golf course.
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Gabriel Cash:
I don't know about you, but I have an aversion to getting F.U.B.A.R...
Ray Tango:
What's F.U.B.A.R.?
Gabriel Cash:
***ed-Up Beyond All Recognition.
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[watching TV footage of Tango in action]
Yves Perret:
Oh, God. Ray Tango. How he loves to dance. He waltzes in and takes all my drugs, then tangos back out again.
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[Looking at a picture of Ray Tango in the paper]
Gabriel Cash:
Well, if it isn't Armani with a badge.
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Yves Perret:
Ah, the infamous Cash and Tango. Dishonored. Imprisoned. Such a shameful fall from glory.
Ray Tango:
And who are you?
Yves Perret:
Just think of me as somebody who doesn't like you very much.
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Gabriel Cash:
You wanna cut my throat, go ahead. You wanna cut my ***in' head off and use it for a ***in' basketball? You can *bowl* with the mother***er for all I care! Just don't let HIM do it! I don't wanna get killed by this limey, immigrant JERKOFF! I wanna get killed by an AMERICAN jerkoff!
Requin:
[English accent] You ***ing wanker!
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Captain Schroeder:
If you really wanted to stare death in the eye, you shoulda gotten married.
Ray Tango:
[laughs] Is that a proposal?
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[Tango just bursts through screen door and lands on his captain]
Ray Tango:
Captain?
Captain Schroeder:
Is this the way you screen all your guests?
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Ray Tango:
Why just use your Plan A?
Gabriel Cash:
Because it's a hell of a lot better than your Plan B, which you don't even have.
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Assistant Warden Matt Sokowski:
What's widdya friend?
Gabriel Cash:
He's a little upset. He misses his wardrobe.
[then as they leave the room]
Ray Tango:
I DO miss my wardrobe.
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Gabriel Cash:
You know, it's a free country, Tango.
Ray Tango:
Yeah.
Gabriel Cash:
And people are free to do whatever they want.
Ray Tango:
So?
Gabriel Cash:
Well, your sister is very, very free.
Ray Tango:
I'm going to kill you.
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Ray Tango:
Pleasure doing time with ya.
Gabriel Cash:
Yeah, I'll never forget that time in the shower.
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[walking to the showers in prison naked]
Gabriel Cash:
Nice to see your underwear problem is solved.
Ray Tango:
I noticed. And Cash? You can stop holding your stomach.
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[Tango's just stopped a truck and its occupants are now rolling sore on the road]
Ray Tango:
Glad you could drop in. Do you like jewelery?
[presenting cuffs]
Face:
Oh, *** you.
Ray Tango:
I prefer blondes.
[Conan spits on Tango's shoes]
Ray Tango:
[tossing cuffs onto the ground] Do the honors.
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Interpreter:
Detective Cash assaulted me. He put a chair on my chest and sat on it.
Gabriel Cash:
[Tango looks at Cash, surprised] I couldn't find a piano.
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Gabriel Cash:
This is the tape that's gonna clear our names, courtesy of our friend Jumbo the Forgerer. What do you got?
Ray Tango:
I got a quarter of four.
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[Conan arrives to the laundry full of vengeful prisoners]
Ray Tango:
Oh*** it's Conan.
Gabriel Cash:
What?
Ray Tango:
It's Conan.
Gabriel Cash:
Are we gonna get F.U.B.A.R now?
Ray Tango:
What the hell is F.U.B.A.R?
Gabriel Cash:
You'll see.
Face:
Real bad***cops. You don't look so tough now, do you? DO YOU, YOU ***? Out on the streets, this pig with his cop friend, broke my ribs, my leg and my jaw.
[tsks at Tango]
Gabriel Cash:
You broke that jaw?
Ray Tango:
He deserved it.
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[Tango grabs a hefty submachine gun and hands Cash a pistol]
Ray Tango:
Here.
Gabriel Cash:
Aw, c'mon, how come yours is bigger than mine?
Ray Tango:
Genetics, peewee.
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Gabriel Cash:
No, no, wait! I got it! It's Lopez!
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Ray Tango:
Do you think he's telling the truth?
Gabriel Cash:
I don't know. But it's not raining and he's standing in a puddle.
Ray Tango:
Disgusting.
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[after Cash's outburst about wanting an American to kill him]
Requin:
[English accent] You ***ing wanker!
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Yves Perret:
There you go thinking again. That will be the cause of your downfall. Try... try to control your fear. These men are convicted killers and fugitives. They won't last long on the outside.
Lopez:
Mr. Perret, we cannot rely on the police. I insist...
Yves Perret:
Don't insist! Insistent people make me angry. Everything is under control.
[Slams remote]
Yves Perret:
[to Requin] Cover your tracks.
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Yves Perret:
Oh, I've had enough of this. Too much television... can hurt your eyes.
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Yves Perret:
Quicker... and easier. Yes, quick and easy is how you make a cake. Or clean a toilet bowl, or shop... by mail. But quicker and easier is not how you run a multi-million dollar business such as ours.
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Slinky:
I'm not afraid of you. See that? I killed him.
Ray Tango:
Congratulations.
Slinky:
He was my best friend.
[Ray Tango looks up bewildered]
Slinky:
Crazy people aren't afraid of anybody.
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Yves Perret:
When the one Great Scorer comes to write against your name, he'll mark... not that you won or lost... but how you played the game. What bullshit!
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Owen:
[unable to see the chaos outside the car] Cash what was that noise?
Gabriel Cash:
Don't worry Owen, just a couple speed bumps.
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[dangling Requin off a roof by his legs]
Gabriel Cash:
Come on, meat puppet! Who pulls your strings?
Requin:
Piss off! You got nothing! I like this! The view's great up here! Heh, heh!
Gabriel Cash:
What'd he say?
Ray Tango:
Plan "A"'s a loser.
Gabriel Cash:
Give me one more chance. Come on, death-breath, give me a name or you're going back to ***ing England in a ***ing baggie!
Requin:
Up yours, arsehole! You ain't worth a toss! Go on, drop me! Go on!
Gabriel Cash:
Plan "A"'s definitely a loser.
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[after Requin breaks down and confesses]
Gabriel Cash:
You know, you just fell for the oldest routine in the book: bad cop...
Ray Tango:
Worse cop!
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Gabriel Cash:
You want my vote for the Psycho Hall of Fame, ***? You got it!
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