| Movie |
Tangled |
| Year |
2001 |
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[David is flying a kite.]
Alan:
Hey, I was looking all over for you and I figured you'd be here. Look, I made my own kite!
[Holds up his kite, which reads "I AM AN" followed by many photocopies of a butt]
Alan:
I am an*** Yes, that is my own***and the people at Kinko's weren't too happy, but that's nothing a little Windex won't take care of, right?
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David:
Oh my gosh, I have to tell you this story. Freshman year, Alan hooked up with two girls at a bar - Renee and Jackie. So he's going back and forth between the two of them all semester... until they found out about each other.
Jenny:
So, what? He got dumped?
David:
No! They had a threesome! I come home that night to find this huge mass of flesh and-
Jenny:
DAVID! Why would you tell me that?
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Alan:
You know, the whole Twinky thing would be freaky enough if you didn't also have to wear it.
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