| Movie |
The Tall Guy |
| Year |
1989 |
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[Outside her flat]
Kate:
Don't be fooled by the grim exterior. It's a good deal grimmer inside.
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Dexter:
All these weeks I've been coming here, I've been wanting to ask you something. What I really want to know is... er, what's your name?
Kate:
Kate... Lemmon. Horrid name!
Dexter:
No, no, not at all. Could have been worse. Could have been called Hitler, Tampon, or something.
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Dexter:
God take my testicles and fry them up with bacon!
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Dexter:
How was your day?
Kate:
Not great. A nurses's day is always pretty grisly. A woman I was with gave birth to a baby in a lift.
Dexter:
Well, that was okay, er?
Kate:
It would have been, but her husband slipped on the afterbirth and broke his collarbone.
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Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!
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Ron Anderson:
You're both sacked. I give you a week's notice.
Dexter:
You can't do that! I demand to talk to the producer.
Ron Anderson:
I am the producer.
Dexter:
In that case, you can do that but I'm not going to give you the satisfaction of sacking me because I resign!
Ron Anderson:
Fine, then you get no severance pay and I sue your arse for breach of contract.
Dexter:
In that case I don't resign, you total and utter bastard!
Ron Anderson:
[slams the door in Dexter's face]
Dexter:
I hope all your children have very small dicks! And that includes the girls!
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Dexter:
Please? Just dinner? Let me explain: I was a complete, total, utter idiot! I have learned my lesson completely, totally, utterly!
Kate:
Just dinner?
Dexter:
Promise!
Kate:
What? No***at the end?
Dexter:
Well, maybe -*** Yes! Alright, if you insist!
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Kate:
Are you going to walk me home? Or should I just get murdered on my own?
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Mary:
Well, the only other thing at the moment is a new musical that the RSC are doing.
Dexter:
Er, what's it about?
Mary:
The Elephant Man.
Dexter:
A musical of the Elephant Man? What's it called?
Mary:
"Elephant", I think - with an exclamation mark presumably.
Dexter:
Pity the poor bastard who has to play the elephant.
Mary:
Remember dearest, everyone thought Jesus Christ Superstar was a stupid idea.
Dexter:
Jesus Christ Superstar WAS a stupid idea.
Mary:
True.
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Ron Anderson:
Listen, Dexter, is there something troubling you? Something that you would like to talk to someone about?
Dexter:
Well, yes, as a matter of fact there is...
Ron Anderson:
Then for ***'s sake talk to someone about it, will you? And sort it out before I sack you and hire a lobotomized monkey to play your role. Okay?
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Ron Anderson:
Sorry I'm so late. Had some rather special guests at my show tonight. Difficult to tell the heir to the throne to bugger off because you've got a party to go to.
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Ron Anderson:
[to Cyprus Charlie] How dare you improvise, you diminutive Mediterranean moron!
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Ron Anderson:
What in the name of Judas Iscariot's bumboy is going on?
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Ron Anderson:
[as he is being tied up by Dexter] What the hell is going on?
Dexter:
I'll tell you what's going on - first you waste four years of my life! And then you take the only thing I ever really cared about!
Ron Anderson:
Your bicycle?
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Dexter:
Vengeance shall be mine!
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