| Movie |
Tales from the Crapper (V) |
| Year |
2004 |
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Jimmy:
Hey! I wanna show my***to somebody!
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James Gunn:
People say bad things about the dark lord, but I say he's a swell guy. Praise Satan!
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Dad:
Oh sorry, son. I blew all your college tuition. Hey, cheer up. It's no big deal. You don't care if you don't get an education or ever have*** do you? You don't care if your life and dreams all go down the shitter and you're a penniless bum with no life for the rest of your life! All right, I'm off to the gay bar.
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500 Pound Candygramm:
Let's get freaky!
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Jewish Party Goers:
The strippers are vampires!
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Travis Dance:
Do you know anything about the killings?
Larry:
Shh! Don't talk, just listen!
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500 Pound Candygramm:
That's what I call disco!
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James Gunn:
I'm now a famous Hollywood bitch, I mean I had to sacrifice a small baby for Satan, but things are so much better now.
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[gets 40 dollars for his friend's college money]
Racoon Head:
Yeah, that will totally pay for college!
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Michael Herz:
She was a part of our reggae group!
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The Crap Keeper:
I have found Lenin's tomb, I don't know where Ringo or the other Beatles are though.
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'Aristocrats!' Guy:
There is this manager called Barney Gorgle. Do you know him? Barney Gorgle, he's a famous manager.
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The Crap Keeper:
It's warm! It's wet! And it's for you!
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Narrator:
Meanwhile, in the hall of Justice!
[a shot of the Troma Building]
Troma Entertainment Employee:
This movie cost HOW much?
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