| Movie |
Tales from Muppetland: The Muppet Musicians of Bremen (TV) |
| Year |
1972 |
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Kermit the Frog:
You may have noticed that the heroes in this story are all animals, and the villains are all people. I hope none of you take that personally.
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Mordacai Sledge:
[in a low tone] It's time for you to retire.
Leroy:
[relieved; to camera] Retire. I'd love to retire!
Mordacai Sledge:
[exploding]
[shouts]
Mordacai Sledge:
I?m gonna get me my gun and retire you proper!
Leroy:
[nervously; to camera] But not *that* way!
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[Mordacai trips on the wagon and falls down]
Mordacai Sledge:
[grunting, to Leroy] That was *your* fault!
Leroy:
[to camera] What was *my* fault? I was asleep.
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Farmer Lardpork:
This is the second time this week that I've missed my breakfast on account of you!
T.R. the Rooster:
[sarcastic, to the camera] I thought he was lookin' kinda scrawny...
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