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The Taking of Beverly Hills |
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1991 |
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Boomer Hayes:
[Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, ***!
Benitez:
It's only half-time, my friend. Half-time!
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Boomer Hayes:
That's enough of this*** I'm not playing defense anymore!
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Ed Kelvin:
[Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills] ... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it?
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Benitez:
Did you know that the only weapon the human being has is his intelligence? But you wouldn't know a ***ing thing about that would you?
Varney:
Kinda leaves you unarmed doesn't it?
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Boomer Hayes:
I'm hear to talk about my contract
Robert Masterson:
[Last lines as he fires a crowsbow bolt at him] It's been permantley canceled
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Varney:
[Dropping a bomb at Boomer's feet] Looks like you're going to live up to your name after all.
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Varney:
[as his own bomb is used to blow him up] BOOMER
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Robert Masterson:
[Signing a song from the 'Christmas Carol' musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!
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Benitez:
[Chasing Boomer in his Swat tank] Your***is mine now quater back
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Ed Kelvin:
You're not gonna believe this do you know the car we're in is over 5000 bucks?
Boomer Hayes:
So?
Ed Kelvin:
My house doesn't cost that much
Boomer Hayes:
Can't drive your house
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Ed Kelvin:
[On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect?
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Boomer Hayes:
You married?
Ed Kelvin:
Nah... she left me... for a dentist... something about better oral***
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Ed Kelvin:
[Having just shot dead one of his own fellow looters] No one was supposed to get killed
Boomer Hayes:
[In disbelief] All these guys with guns and you didn't think anyone would get hurt?
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Ed Kelvin:
[as they steal a limo] Well atleast we'll die in luxury
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Ed Kelvin:
Err there's something I forgot to tell you?
Boomer Hayes:
[On seeing the SWAT tank heading straight for them] Ooohhh ssshhhiiittt
Ed Kelvin:
That's what I forgot to tell you
Ed Kelvin:
Where did they get that?
Ed Kelvin:
Fromthe local SWAT armourey
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Benitez:
You ashhole... SAY SOMETHING!
Boomer Hayes:
Did you see that throw?
Benitez:
[Last lines?] I hate football
Boomer Hayes:
[Chucks a rock that strike's Beitez on the head] I... really... hate... guys who don't like football
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Ed Kelvin:
[Explaining what it's like being a cop in Beverly Hills] ... You start wondering... Hey what about me I put in the extra hours, I put my life on the line... what about having some the good stuff for me. And yet I keep being told that nowhere in the world cops are paid more than in Beverly Hills... well big ***ing deal. This is nowhere else in the word this is Beverly Hills... a depository for the world's greed.
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