| Movie |
Queer Duck: The Movie (V) |
| Year |
2006 |
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Queer Duck:
Well, if you're mixing drinks, I'd like a slow comfortable screw up against the wall of a bus station in Passaic, New Jersey.
Queer Duck:
It's just rum.
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Queer Duck:
[in a dream sequence about when they're old and still together] Openly Gator. Where the hell is my dinner?
Openly Gator:
Oh, here!
Queer Duck:
[screams when he sees a dead rat on the plate] Why do we keep ordering from that Thai place?
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Queer Duck:
We have an awful future ahead of us.
Openly Gator:
What are you saying? Have you met someone else?
Queer Duck:
No! No, no, no, no, no!
Lola Buzzard:
[suddenly grabs him and pulls his head to her chest] Darling!
Queer Duck:
Well, kind of.
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Queer Duck:
[tied to a beam] You know, for a heterosexual, you tie really good knots.
Reverend Vandergelding:
[flattered] aww, you!
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Reverend Vandergelding:
[after forcing Queer Duck to drink a potion that will turn him straight] Could it be? What do you think of Cameron Diaz?
Queer Duck:
[in a masculine voice] She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding:
Camryn Manheim?
Queer Duck:
She's hot.
Reverend Vandergelding:
Sister Wendy?
[shows a picture of an ugly old nun]
Queer Duck:
[scratches his chin] I'd do her.
Reverend Vandergelding:
SUCCESS!
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Reverend Vandergelding:
So, how did you finally tell them you were gay?
Queer Duck:
Oh, well, that's an interesting story. It all goes back to those crazy, turbulent, fabulous seventies...
[music starts]
Reverend Vandergelding:
Wait a minute...
[music stops]
Reverend Vandergelding:
Is this going to be a musical number? I'm mean, what is it with you people and musical numbers?
Queer Duck:
Just sit back and enjoy it!
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