| Movie |
Queen Kong |
| Year |
1976 |
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Ray Fay:
Lazanga where they do the Konga?
Luce Habit:
Our destination, where no Englishman has ever set foot!
Ray Fay:
Why has no Englishman ever set foot there?
Luce Habit:
Full of Australians.
Ray Fay:
My God!
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Native guides:
Kong kong kong kong kong kong! Kong kong kong kong kong kong!
Ray Fay:
They keep saying "Kong kong kong kong kong kong".
Luce Habit:
Yes, that's true.
Ray Fay:
Well, do you think this has some underlying meaning or symbolism or social significance?
Luce Habit:
Perhaps it's a secret code.
Ray Fay:
Maybe it's another language.
Luce Habit:
Aha, you are clever. But since I speak all native languages and they speak Unga Bunga, a language popular in many old movies and the only language spoken on Lazanga where they do the Konga, I can safely say that "Kong kong kong kong kong kong kong" has no particular significance as either a noun or a verb.
Ray Fay:
Oh,***
Native guides:
Kong kong kong kong kong kong!
Ray Fay:
Maybe it's not "Kong kong kong kong kong kong" that they're saying. Maybe it's just the word "Kong", repeated six times!
Luce Habit:
My God! You really are clever!
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High priestess:
Unga bunga banga wanga. Him we like for making Konga.
[points at Ray]
Luce Habit:
Sanga banga wanga danga! Him? No! But I pay you much to see Konga.
High priestess:
Siga miga figa! Biga! Yaka buga huga!
Ray Fay:
What's she saying?
Luce Habit:
She said: "No!". Suga muga buga friga baruga.
High priestess:
Yaka buga. Que sera sera...
Ray Fay:
What's that?
Luce Habit:
She says she wants you because you look like Doris Day.
Ray Fay:
Who's he?
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[Ray Fay is sitting in a birthday cake, served for Queen Kong, who approaches the giant table]
Ray Fay:
You can't eat me! I'm jewish! I'm Irish! I'm black!
[Queen Kong sits down on the giant chair]
Ray Fay:
I'm a leper! I'm a Jewish black Irish leper!
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