| Movie |
The Adventures of Pluto Nash |
| Year |
2002 |
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Pluto Nash:
You married twins?
Tony Francis:
No, I met the perfect woman, so I had her cloned.
Dina Lake:
Which one is which?
Tony Francis:
Who cares?
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Pluto Nash:
What happened?
James:
Obviously, you did something stupid.
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Pluto Nash:
That's a cryogenic Chihuahua!
Dina Lake:
It's a real dog?
Pluto Nash:
Oh, yeah, it's very delicate. You know it's illegal to bring pets up here. But I got a friend back in Juarez who knows how to freeze-dry these things. Look at that. It's a girl. Pop that little bitch in the particle wave for two minutes on defrost... she'll be running around the room.
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Pluto Nash:
So where'd you do your singing back Earth?
Dina Lake:
Oh, weddings, bar mitzvahs, reincarnation rituals. The usual gigs.
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Pluto Nash:
You blew up my wood bar stools. You know how hard it is to get wood on the moon?
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Dina Lake:
What makes you so sure he'll help us out?
Pluto Nash:
Oh, he'll help us. He couldn't sing a note if it weren't for me.
Dina Lake:
You taught Tony Francis how to sing?
Pluto Nash:
No, I convinced a bookie not to pour some acid down his throat.
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