| Movie |
The Pagemaster |
| Year |
1994 |
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Richard:
This is not good, definitely not good.
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Mr. Dewey:
Richard Tylor, consider this your passport to the wonderful and quite unpredictable world of books.
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Fantasy:
What is this?
Richard:
It's a library card.
Fantasy:
I'm a book, honey, I can read.
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Dr. Jekyll:
My boy, I derive no pleasure in telling you that you are in extreme danger.
Richard:
Danger?
Dr. Jekyll:
Even as we speak.
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[upon meeting Captain Ahab]
Fantasy:
He's possessed!
Horror:
He's insane!
Adventure:
He's my kinda guy!
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Tom:
Give the word, captain Silver, and I'll show you the color of his insides.
Richard:
Red, red, they're red!
Long John Silver:
Stow your cutlass, Tom, I want a better look at his outsides first.
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Adventure:
Hmm, you know what would make this a happy ending? A kiss.
Horror:
Doh, okay.
[smack]
Adventure:
I meant from her!
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Adventure:
I wrote the book on sailing. In fact, I am the book on sailing.
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Fantasy:
You know this short story?
Richard:
He's Adventure.
Fantasy:
Honey, that's what they all say.
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Horror:
We are lusty, adventurous men.
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Richard:
Hey! How'd you get here?
Fantasy:
Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
Richard:
I know who he is. He's the guy who did all this to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
The Pagemaster:
Tell me.
Richard:
I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten - Got that? - eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
Horror:
He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
Richard:
Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
The Pagemaster:
Yet you stand before me.
Richard:
Well, yeah.
The Pagemaster:
Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?
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Richard:
Fantasy!
Fantasy:
Naturally. Who were you expecting, Honey? The Tooth Fairy?
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Horror:
Sixteen men on a dead man's stomach...
Fantasy:
No, no! Chest! Chest!
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Adventure:
How would you like to curl up with a good book?
[Fantasy wallops him]
Adventure:
Ow, me binding!
Fantasy:
In your dreams!
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