| Movie |
Oregon Trail |
| Year |
1945 |
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[first lines]
[the conductor reads about a train robbery in Jim's newspaper]
Train conductor:
I'm glad it didn't happen on my run. That Dawson gang is plenty tough.
Jim Parker:
So I've heard!
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[Jim flags down a stagecoach in the middle of nowhere and requests a ride]
Andy Kline:
OK, but you'll have to give up your gun.
Jim Parker:
What for?
Andy Kline:
Road agents.
Jim Parker:
But I'm not a road agent!
Andy Kline:
Maybe not, but since these parts have become the campin' ground for every scallywag from Hades to breakfast, you can't take any chances.
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Holdup man:
Alright folks, line up nice like and kindly put your contributions in here.
George Layton:
This'll be the sorriest day you've ever seen! I'm George Layton!
Holdup man:
Yeah? And I'm Harvey Dawson!
George Layton:
I own the town of Gunsight and I'll have you...
Holdup man:
All you'll have is a pair of wings to float to heaven with if you don't close that trap and get busy!
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["Elmer" has just rescued the stagecoach from robbers single-handed]
George Layton:
It just doesn't make sense.
Jill Layton:
What?
George Layton:
Elmer.
Jill Layton:
Elmer?
George Layton:
Yes. Anybody that'd tack a name like that on that rip-snorter oughta have his head examined.
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[]
George Layton:
What happened?
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I blasted the lawless element with printer's ink and they returned the complement.
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Johnny Slade:
You rat!
[Sunset slaps Slade]
Elmer Smith:
If your hands go in those pockets, I'll kill you.
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[Judge Smythe conducts Slade's murder trial while hungover]
Judge J. Frothingham Smythe:
This court is now in session - Judge J. Frothingham Smythe at the bar... at the bar of justice, of course.
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Andy Kline:
Well I'll be a cross-eyed coyote!
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[the gang leader has locked Sunset, Jill and Granny in a stout closet, whose door Sunset can't break down]
Granny Layton:
Save your strength for Pendleton. This door needs a feminine touch.
[Granny removes a hairpin and picks the lock]
Sunset Carson:
Granny, what a safecracker you'd have made!
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Granny Layton:
Oh, if I were only 50 years younger.
Jill Layton:
Why, Granny!
Granny Layton:
W-well are we going to stand here all day and let him fight the whole town alone? Go on, get a move on and go down to the barn and hitch up the buckboard and the team and I'll collect the artillery!
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[last lines]
Granny Layton:
You're not going to let Sunset get away are you?
Jill Layton:
But what'll I do?
Granny Layton:
Hogtie and brand him, or I'll disown you! Come on.
[Granny shoves Jill towards Sunset who is walking down the street]
Granny Layton:
Skedaddle!
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