| Movie |
Operation: Rabbit |
| Year |
1952 |
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Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.
Bugs Bunny:
And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.
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Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to basics: you are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are, and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, so I'll give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.
Bugs Bunny:
I'm sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home. And besides, we mailed you people a check last week.
Wile E. Coyote:
Why do they always want to do it the hard way?
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Bugs Bunny:
I have come to give myself up on account of I cannot fight no more against such genius.
Wile E. Coyote:
A wise decision, my friend. You have just saved yourself from a fate worse than the frying pan.
Bugs Bunny:
I have only one last request. I have made out my last will and testament, but I need a witness to make it official. Would you sign it with this fountain pen?
[hands Wile E. the will and a lit dynamite stick for a pen]
Wile E. Coyote:
Certainly, my boy. Delighted to be of service. Very amateurish atempt on my person.
[Wile E. extinguishes fuse, throws stick up in the air repeatedly - not noticing the lit fuse on the other end]
Wile E. Coyote:
Being a genius certainly has its advantages.
[notices lit fuse, dynamite explodes]
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Wile E. Coyote:
Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. I like the way it rolls out. Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius.
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Bugs Bunny:
[singing] I'm looking over a three-leaf clover that I overlooked be-three...
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Bugs Bunny:
[Wile E. is setting up a pressure cooker on the entrance to Bugs' burrow] Eh, what's cooking, Doc?
Wile E. Coyote:
Rabbit stew. Gad, I'm such a genius!
Bugs Bunny:
Mmm, smells mighty good. But there's only one little thing wrong with it.
Wile E. Coyote:
There is? What?
Bugs Bunny:
No rabbit.
[Wile E. opens the pressure cooker and looks inside; Bugs kicks him inside, closes the cooker, grabs a club, and heads for the back door]
Bugs Bunny:
I'm looking over, a three-leaf clover, that I over looked bethree...
[Inside, he hits Wile E. over the head]
Wile E. Coyote:
Well, back to the old drawing board.
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Wile E. Coyote:
Brilliance. That's all I can say. Sheer, unadulterated brilliance!
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Wile E. Coyote:
[after sending an exploding female rabbit decoy, encounters a female coyote decoy at his door] Ah, my darling. How beautiful you are. How devastating. How lucky. Little did you dream that one day you would marry a genius.
Bugs Bunny:
Fight fire with fire, I always say.
[Detonates the decoy]
Wile E. Coyote:
[Dazed] Here comes the bride, all dressed in...
[Sees the rabbit decoy, about to explode]
Wile E. Coyote:
Oh, no!
[Runs to toss it out the window, but it explodes before he can]
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